Post by JaceParkerDavidson on Oct 31, 2023 3:45:12 GMT -5
Halloween.
The favorite holiday for every horror movie addict and basic bitch that sips Pumpkin Spice like it’s the elixir for immortality. It’s a day that children love because they get to dress up and get free candy from strangers and neighbors. It’s the day that buttoned-up, conservative women feel comfortable enough to let their hair down for a few and show off their inner slut.
And as much as I would love to be sitting here on this random Tuesday eating Reese's Cups by the fistful and waiting for my inbox to explode with pictures of all the slutty costumes being worn by all of my female friends.
I’m not doing that.
No, I’m sitting here thinking about a match I will have next month. (Yes, next month is literally TOMORROW but the match isn’t.) A match where I go one-on-one with a member of the Aces. That member is former UPRISING World Champion Summer Page.
Some people feel like I need to be worried about this match.
There is the fact that the other members of The Kingdom and I ruined Kevin Mears’ celebration at the end of Season 3. There is the fact that just last week Madison and I made mince meat out of Talia Skye (another Ace) and her servant Ethan Atlas. (not an Ace)
Revenge is a fickle bitch and a betting man would point to Revolution 2 as a place where such a thing would happen.
Summer Page is an Ace.
Summer Page is a former girlfriend of Kevin Mears. (who I have somehow disrespected)
And Summer Page is a former UPRISING World Champion. (I know I said that already but people like to bring it up all the time as a reason why she’s an Ace)
In the minds of most that little short list makes Summer Page dangerous.
…I just don’t see it.
Is there going to be a full moon on November 15th? Does the fact that it’s the 3rd Anniversary show for UPRISING mean that Summer Page gets some kind of mystical talent boost?
Seems far-fetched.
But you can’t throw a stone in the direction of an Ace or one of Kevin’s harem hopefuls without them yelling at the top of their lungs that Summer Page has been to the top of the mountain!
And yeah, winning the UPRISING World Championship is an achievement no one can take away from you.
Butttttttt… it's not THE single greatest achievement one could ever do and just retire into the lap of luxury on that alone.
Summer Page once upon a time won the UPRISING World Championship belt from Griffin Hawkins. Mr. Rockstar Canadian. The Guitar Zero. The Jukebox Jughead.
Yeah… that guy.
The guy who broke into this business and was my bitch. The guy that cried real man tears over the fact that I kicked him out of a stable I had many years ago. The guy that blocked me on every social media platform that he could think of for YEARS!
Only to turn around and cry foul to UPRISING management when it found out that I had signed a contract with the company. The man who claimed I was stalking him and only joined UPRISING to harass him and make him suffer even though neither of us had wrestled in the same company since 2010.
Also… let’s not forget the guy who went to UPRISING management and said that he needed to take a ‘Hiatus’ because the fact that I beat Molly Hatchet (Former UPRISING World Champion for like five minutes in December of 2022) in my first UPRISING match was too ‘Stressful’ for him to deal with.
That match was what? Back in January of this year?
Boy… me winning a simple match must cause A LOT of trauma for some people.
You people act like I’m the Devil.
(I am legally obligated to apologize for any pain and suffering that members of the UPRISING roster may endure because of any match I may win in the future)
I am an asshole, I am blunt, I am talented, I am a man with a dirty mind, I am a Conqueror and a King.
The Devil I am not… but I’m flattered some people think so highly of me.
But back to my point.
Summer beat Griffin Hawkins for the UPRISING World Championship belt and then promptly lost said belt back to Griffin Hawkins.
It must be fucking nice to fluke into something once and then live the rest of your life with people screaming you’re a former UPRISING World Champion any time someone even looks at you.
It’s practically a license to not put in serious effort anymore.
You already know that, don’t you, Summer?
Just look at you. You put more work into finding good lighting and angles for your selfies than you do trying to win a majority of your matches. You can plan a bachelorette party and attend weddings at the drop of a dime but your schedule is too busy to win a UPRISING Championship belt in 2023. Instead of hitting the gym for something other than the obligatory gym selfie, you take a vacation from traveling the world and showing off your skills by taking vacations.
I’ve been on a vacation before but I can’t say that I ever needed a vacation from a vacation.
But no one bats an eye about it because one time Summer Page won the UPRISING World Championship belt.
In some twisted reality, Summer Page could get arrested for robbing a bank and yet there will be that one cop that whispers ‘That’s Summer Page, she’s a former UPRISING World Champion’ and then BOOM all charges dropped.
Must be fucking nice.
But I get it, you’re Summer Page. You admit to calling yourself spoiled and you’re a young woman who is easy on the eyes.
That means you can get away with doing fuck all most times because you’re ‘Summer Page’ and no one wants to upset ‘Summer Page!’ I mean what man or woman would want to piss off Summer Page? Where would we get all of our Wednesday booty pics?
Being a former UPRISING World Champion has afforded you the luxury of being a member of The Aces. You’re in the good graces of people who will openly criticize Madison for being a thot but completely turn a blind eye to you doing the exact same shit.
And you’ve been doing it longer!
Your looks and your single accomplishment from the past can warp logic and make it non-existent.
And if that is what I had to beat you at? Then yeah, I’d probably be screwed.
Lucky for me… this is a wrestling match. Not some skin-deep popularity contest where common sense is thrown out of the window.
As far as wrestling goes? I am better than you, Summer.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
None of you will admit it but you know it deep down in your soul.
The fact that you’re a former UPRISING World Champion doesn’t mean shit to me.
Griffin Hawkins is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat him.
Molly Hatchet is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat her.
Christopher Mosh is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat him
And I’m sure there may be one or two that I am forgetting but you see the pattern, don’t you? Former UPRISING World Champions don’t do well against me in the ring. You’ve seen that in tag team matches so far and come the Anniversary show you’ll get to experience it one-on-one.
And I know you’re probably thinking…
‘I thought we were friends?!’
I am willing to admit that you are the one Ace that I don’t absolutely hate.
There was a time when I reached out and offered you a helping hand. I gave you advice and confidence that you could leave The One Percent and not just be under Marisol’s thumb. I helped you out when your so-called partners or ‘family members’ were nowhere to be found.
I can’t help you this time, Summer.
I will not be putting on a cape and playing Captain Save-A-Ho come Revolution 2. I helped you get out of one shitty situation only for you to turn around and land yourself into another shitty situation.
I told you that you could stand on your own two feet.
You went right back to being a part of a group that just makes you a background prop.
So, even though I don’t hate you, Summer. You’re still on the wrong side of this battlefield. That makes you the enemy regardless of whether you’re personally guilty or not. You’re going to take a severe beating on Revolution 2 thanks to Kevin Mears and Serenity Holmes.
Is it worth it?
You tell me… I mean you got a Silver State Championship match because ‘the fans’ voted for you as Serenity’s opponent and you lost. Just like you were granted a World Championship match against Samantha Tolson the supershow before then and lost that too.
“BUT SUMMER PAGE IS DANGEROUS!!!”
Yeah, I’m sick of hearing that. I’m tired of watching you coast by on one single accomplishment from the past when you’re done fuck all for an entire year.
And you won’t start at Revolution 2 because YOU’RE SUMMER PAGE!
You’re completely oblivious to anything going on that doesn’t directly involve you or something about how hot you are.
You look at a match between us and decide to tag me on Twitter / X saying hey and giving me a flirty winking emoji in the middle of this war.
I wonder how Craig feels about that?
I wonder what his feelings are on you joining forces with your ex-boyfriend and then getting annihilated by me in 15 days just because of association alone.
This didn’t have to go this way.
This could be the fun little romp you seem to think it will be. Where I chase you around the ring while you prance and show off to the fans. The fan service content where I’m more interested in squeezing or spanking your butt than I am getting my hand raised in victory.
We could have done that.
But you make bad decisions, Summer.
You’ve made the worst decision you could ever possibly make and it’s put you in The Kingdom’s crosshairs. But that hasn’t clicked in your head yet, has it? All that bottled bleach has dulled your brain and made it smooth. You think that I find you too hot to hurt. And even if I try to hurt you, you’ll always have Enigma in your corner.
Goddamn, do I feel sorry for him.
Have you ever thought about the torture you put him through, Summer? Having to keep to his word and stand in the corner watching you stumble and fall at every turn. Watching you make terrible decision after terrible decision but having to bite his tongue because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.
It must be Hell.
I’m pretty sure that Enigma never cared about or wanted to be around the Vilaro system. Just like I’m very damn sure that he has zero interest in being an Ace or associating with these people. But he’s loyal to a fault and will have your back no matter if you walk straight into the hungry shark’s mouth or not.
Why is that?
What do you do in return for Enigma?
You hype his career inside of the ring and go with him to his events? That makes you a groupie, not a friend. He has a wife of his own. But yet he has to stand idly by watching you fuck up time and time again without the satisfaction of slapping you across your stupid face.
You’re a grown woman who acts like a problem child.
Enigma has his own child. He doesn’t need to spend every waking moment protecting you and cleaning up your messes.
But you’re spoiled and you won the UPRISING World Championship belt one fucking time a year ago.
Not only do you look like a Barbie doll but you live your life like one.
I can’t help you anymore.
There is no piece of advice I can give you for unfucking your career.
The only thing I can do is deal you a bitter pill of reality.
It's a cold, unforgiving truth that every single person in your life has tried to pretend isn’t right there in front of your face.
At Revolution 2, I show you and the rest of the world that SUMMER is over.
The favorite holiday for every horror movie addict and basic bitch that sips Pumpkin Spice like it’s the elixir for immortality. It’s a day that children love because they get to dress up and get free candy from strangers and neighbors. It’s the day that buttoned-up, conservative women feel comfortable enough to let their hair down for a few and show off their inner slut.
And as much as I would love to be sitting here on this random Tuesday eating Reese's Cups by the fistful and waiting for my inbox to explode with pictures of all the slutty costumes being worn by all of my female friends.
I’m not doing that.
No, I’m sitting here thinking about a match I will have next month. (Yes, next month is literally TOMORROW but the match isn’t.) A match where I go one-on-one with a member of the Aces. That member is former UPRISING World Champion Summer Page.
Some people feel like I need to be worried about this match.
There is the fact that the other members of The Kingdom and I ruined Kevin Mears’ celebration at the end of Season 3. There is the fact that just last week Madison and I made mince meat out of Talia Skye (another Ace) and her servant Ethan Atlas. (not an Ace)
Revenge is a fickle bitch and a betting man would point to Revolution 2 as a place where such a thing would happen.
Summer Page is an Ace.
Summer Page is a former girlfriend of Kevin Mears. (who I have somehow disrespected)
And Summer Page is a former UPRISING World Champion. (I know I said that already but people like to bring it up all the time as a reason why she’s an Ace)
In the minds of most that little short list makes Summer Page dangerous.
…I just don’t see it.
Is there going to be a full moon on November 15th? Does the fact that it’s the 3rd Anniversary show for UPRISING mean that Summer Page gets some kind of mystical talent boost?
Seems far-fetched.
But you can’t throw a stone in the direction of an Ace or one of Kevin’s harem hopefuls without them yelling at the top of their lungs that Summer Page has been to the top of the mountain!
And yeah, winning the UPRISING World Championship is an achievement no one can take away from you.
Butttttttt… it's not THE single greatest achievement one could ever do and just retire into the lap of luxury on that alone.
Summer Page once upon a time won the UPRISING World Championship belt from Griffin Hawkins. Mr. Rockstar Canadian. The Guitar Zero. The Jukebox Jughead.
Yeah… that guy.
The guy who broke into this business and was my bitch. The guy that cried real man tears over the fact that I kicked him out of a stable I had many years ago. The guy that blocked me on every social media platform that he could think of for YEARS!
Only to turn around and cry foul to UPRISING management when it found out that I had signed a contract with the company. The man who claimed I was stalking him and only joined UPRISING to harass him and make him suffer even though neither of us had wrestled in the same company since 2010.
Also… let’s not forget the guy who went to UPRISING management and said that he needed to take a ‘Hiatus’ because the fact that I beat Molly Hatchet (Former UPRISING World Champion for like five minutes in December of 2022) in my first UPRISING match was too ‘Stressful’ for him to deal with.
That match was what? Back in January of this year?
Boy… me winning a simple match must cause A LOT of trauma for some people.
You people act like I’m the Devil.
(I am legally obligated to apologize for any pain and suffering that members of the UPRISING roster may endure because of any match I may win in the future)
I am an asshole, I am blunt, I am talented, I am a man with a dirty mind, I am a Conqueror and a King.
The Devil I am not… but I’m flattered some people think so highly of me.
But back to my point.
Summer beat Griffin Hawkins for the UPRISING World Championship belt and then promptly lost said belt back to Griffin Hawkins.
It must be fucking nice to fluke into something once and then live the rest of your life with people screaming you’re a former UPRISING World Champion any time someone even looks at you.
It’s practically a license to not put in serious effort anymore.
You already know that, don’t you, Summer?
Just look at you. You put more work into finding good lighting and angles for your selfies than you do trying to win a majority of your matches. You can plan a bachelorette party and attend weddings at the drop of a dime but your schedule is too busy to win a UPRISING Championship belt in 2023. Instead of hitting the gym for something other than the obligatory gym selfie, you take a vacation from traveling the world and showing off your skills by taking vacations.
I’ve been on a vacation before but I can’t say that I ever needed a vacation from a vacation.
But no one bats an eye about it because one time Summer Page won the UPRISING World Championship belt.
In some twisted reality, Summer Page could get arrested for robbing a bank and yet there will be that one cop that whispers ‘That’s Summer Page, she’s a former UPRISING World Champion’ and then BOOM all charges dropped.
Must be fucking nice.
But I get it, you’re Summer Page. You admit to calling yourself spoiled and you’re a young woman who is easy on the eyes.
That means you can get away with doing fuck all most times because you’re ‘Summer Page’ and no one wants to upset ‘Summer Page!’ I mean what man or woman would want to piss off Summer Page? Where would we get all of our Wednesday booty pics?
Being a former UPRISING World Champion has afforded you the luxury of being a member of The Aces. You’re in the good graces of people who will openly criticize Madison for being a thot but completely turn a blind eye to you doing the exact same shit.
And you’ve been doing it longer!
Your looks and your single accomplishment from the past can warp logic and make it non-existent.
And if that is what I had to beat you at? Then yeah, I’d probably be screwed.
Lucky for me… this is a wrestling match. Not some skin-deep popularity contest where common sense is thrown out of the window.
As far as wrestling goes? I am better than you, Summer.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
None of you will admit it but you know it deep down in your soul.
The fact that you’re a former UPRISING World Champion doesn’t mean shit to me.
Griffin Hawkins is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat him.
Molly Hatchet is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat her.
Christopher Mosh is a former UPRISING World Champion - I beat him
And I’m sure there may be one or two that I am forgetting but you see the pattern, don’t you? Former UPRISING World Champions don’t do well against me in the ring. You’ve seen that in tag team matches so far and come the Anniversary show you’ll get to experience it one-on-one.
And I know you’re probably thinking…
‘I thought we were friends?!’
I am willing to admit that you are the one Ace that I don’t absolutely hate.
There was a time when I reached out and offered you a helping hand. I gave you advice and confidence that you could leave The One Percent and not just be under Marisol’s thumb. I helped you out when your so-called partners or ‘family members’ were nowhere to be found.
I can’t help you this time, Summer.
I will not be putting on a cape and playing Captain Save-A-Ho come Revolution 2. I helped you get out of one shitty situation only for you to turn around and land yourself into another shitty situation.
I told you that you could stand on your own two feet.
You went right back to being a part of a group that just makes you a background prop.
So, even though I don’t hate you, Summer. You’re still on the wrong side of this battlefield. That makes you the enemy regardless of whether you’re personally guilty or not. You’re going to take a severe beating on Revolution 2 thanks to Kevin Mears and Serenity Holmes.
Is it worth it?
You tell me… I mean you got a Silver State Championship match because ‘the fans’ voted for you as Serenity’s opponent and you lost. Just like you were granted a World Championship match against Samantha Tolson the supershow before then and lost that too.
“BUT SUMMER PAGE IS DANGEROUS!!!”
Yeah, I’m sick of hearing that. I’m tired of watching you coast by on one single accomplishment from the past when you’re done fuck all for an entire year.
And you won’t start at Revolution 2 because YOU’RE SUMMER PAGE!
You’re completely oblivious to anything going on that doesn’t directly involve you or something about how hot you are.
You look at a match between us and decide to tag me on Twitter / X saying hey and giving me a flirty winking emoji in the middle of this war.
I wonder how Craig feels about that?
I wonder what his feelings are on you joining forces with your ex-boyfriend and then getting annihilated by me in 15 days just because of association alone.
This didn’t have to go this way.
This could be the fun little romp you seem to think it will be. Where I chase you around the ring while you prance and show off to the fans. The fan service content where I’m more interested in squeezing or spanking your butt than I am getting my hand raised in victory.
We could have done that.
But you make bad decisions, Summer.
You’ve made the worst decision you could ever possibly make and it’s put you in The Kingdom’s crosshairs. But that hasn’t clicked in your head yet, has it? All that bottled bleach has dulled your brain and made it smooth. You think that I find you too hot to hurt. And even if I try to hurt you, you’ll always have Enigma in your corner.
Goddamn, do I feel sorry for him.
Have you ever thought about the torture you put him through, Summer? Having to keep to his word and stand in the corner watching you stumble and fall at every turn. Watching you make terrible decision after terrible decision but having to bite his tongue because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.
It must be Hell.
I’m pretty sure that Enigma never cared about or wanted to be around the Vilaro system. Just like I’m very damn sure that he has zero interest in being an Ace or associating with these people. But he’s loyal to a fault and will have your back no matter if you walk straight into the hungry shark’s mouth or not.
Why is that?
What do you do in return for Enigma?
You hype his career inside of the ring and go with him to his events? That makes you a groupie, not a friend. He has a wife of his own. But yet he has to stand idly by watching you fuck up time and time again without the satisfaction of slapping you across your stupid face.
You’re a grown woman who acts like a problem child.
Enigma has his own child. He doesn’t need to spend every waking moment protecting you and cleaning up your messes.
But you’re spoiled and you won the UPRISING World Championship belt one fucking time a year ago.
Not only do you look like a Barbie doll but you live your life like one.
I can’t help you anymore.
There is no piece of advice I can give you for unfucking your career.
The only thing I can do is deal you a bitter pill of reality.
It's a cold, unforgiving truth that every single person in your life has tried to pretend isn’t right there in front of your face.
At Revolution 2, I show you and the rest of the world that SUMMER is over.