Post by JaceParkerDavidson on Mar 14, 2023 0:56:45 GMT -5
American Iron Gym was partly empty outside of a few die-hard fitness-focused people who didn’t feel like they accomplished anything in their day unless they put in work on their bodies. Monday afternoon wasn’t exactly prime hours for the gym but it works perfectly when you’ve got nothing else to do while in Nevada.
We find the self-proclaimed Manager of Champions, Abdullah Choi, lurking around in the gym pretending to work out. It’s obvious that the weaselly man that managers UPRISING superstar Jace Parker Davidson was only here today to check out all of the women who chose to come to the gym and work on their figures. Choi doesn’t do himself any favors by leering at the passing females in their tight workout gear while wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth.
An UPRISING paid cameraman stands in the gym near Choi and films all of the people that pass by while catching parts of the perverted things that Choi mumbles under his breath about each one. Frustration, the cameraman debates whether he should just call it a day, but finally, Choi decides to turn toward the camera and begins to speak.
“Abbie Choi here, ladies and gents. I’m coming to you from fabulous Reno, Nevada which means that I did NOT get included in the trip to Manchester, England alongside the King of Everything. Bit of a solo mission old Jacey decided to take on and that mission was a responding success.”
Choi beams proudly like he had anything to do with the actual victory.
“The soon-to-be UPRISING World Champion decided to spend some more time in Jolly ass England, so, that means it’s time once again for another edition of Choi Story!”
Choi exclaims as the few people inside the gym turn and stare at him.
“Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you saw the Revolution 5 Lethal Lottery event this past Saturday night. And I must say that I, yours truly, put on the performance of a lifetime. I was so damn convincing about the fact that Jace hadn’t arrived at the building that I should have been the one walking away with all the Oscar awards. Ya boi was snubbed. Robbed, I say! But I digress.”
Choi sighs and then reaches into his pocket for a cloth before using it to clean the lens on his glasses.
“However, I want to focus on the fact that one… Marisol Vilaro had the audacity to go and tattle tale on the King of Everything to the Bossman. Not only that but she absolutely butchered the name of STRONKUMMS.”
Choi’s facial expression turns to one of anger… or at least what could be considered anger… as he rubs on the lenses of his glasses even harder.
“I get that you’ve tried to corner the market on fitness and fitness-based products in the wrestling industry. I can appreciate the hustle. However, there is room for competition. Especially when your ‘products’ are nothing more than bland placebos peddled by flaunting fake tits and a tight ass in butt-lifting yoga pants.”
Choi takes a moment to visualize his own words and then has to wipe his mouth yet again.
“You might be able to push your bootleg Jenny Craig program to all the idiots out there but you’re not going to fool real athletes and people of genius like me! And why did she try and rat us out? Because Jacey and a whole crowd of people pelted her with STRONKUMMS meat during Unleashed 4.”
Choi scoffs out loud.
“We all know that Marisol has been slapped in the face with more meat than a truck stop prostitute that’s too old to pass as a viable stripper anymore. You should be HONORED to be covered head-to-toe in STRONKUMMS meat. Not only is it good for your skin but also just the mere contact with STRONKUMMS brand HIGH-QUALITY Camel meat does wonders for your coat. Gets rid of that annoying dog breath and improves your wrestling ability by 10% guaranteed.”
Choi places his glasses back on.
“Yet, you’ve decided to threaten MY client with aggression and violence. You decided that you were going to use whatever ties you have with the man in charge to punish the hottest superstar on the UPRISING roster. That doesn’t sit well with Jace Parker Davidson, and it certainly doesn’t sit well with Abdullah Choi. You can make up all the lies you want about STRONKUMMS but trust me when I say this. You have NO IDEA what is truly in STRONKUMMS. There is no website that you have that accurately details the ingredients in STRONKUMMS meat.”
Choi folds his arms over his chest and a sly smirk tugs at his lips.
“Why? That’s because we’re not dumb enough to publish what is IN STRONKUMMS meat. Do you think we’re just going to give out our secret formula for free? What is this, amateur hour over here? Not disclosing what is in STRONKUMMS keeps the government out of our business. And also, we don’t sell our products to nosey bitches like you who are only looking to bury any real competition. We don’t have to pay people to say that our product works. Do you want results? Just take a look at this beauty over here.”
Choi gestures over toward the right where Yulia Kozlova can be seen bench-pressing a good 500 lbs. at the moment.
“This Goddess formed out of the finest marble is not only Jace’s personal bodyguard but she’s also a regular consumer of STRONKUMMS meat. There isn’t a woman or man on the UPRISING roster that is built like Yulia. Gorgo has wet dreams about looking half as good or swole as Yulia. Emma Couture? Yulia takes shits bigger than Emma Couture. Trust me when I say… the hidden camera I placed in our hotel bathroom is proof positive that Abbie Choi tells no lies. Hey Yulia… tell the people how much you love STRONKUMMS.”
Yulia just growls in response as she continues to press the weight.
“Ringing endorsement if I’ve ever heard one before. STRONKUMMS equal results but you Mr. Jackson have decided to listen to the whining of a woman not fit to be at the top of the cheerleader pyramid on her High School team. You’re mad because you had PETA up your ass about STRONKUMMS? I’m sorry, do you want a Kleenex over the fact that you had to do your job? If running a wrestling promotion is too difficult for you then maybe you should have decided to spend the rest of your days in a retirement home sucking on hard candies while waiting for the next Bingo tournament.”
Choi pauses this time as a beautiful woman passes by. He reaches out towards her butt while she is out of arm’s reach but then focuses back on the task at hand.
“Jace knew it was only a matter of time before the mutual respect you both had for each other due to your past history would fizzle out. That’s why we went over your head to the Board of Directors, and I am proud to announce that STRONKUMMS is now a staple of UPRISING. All it costs was pennies on the dollar. Money that we are putting back into YOUR company. This just goes to show that in just mere weeks that STRONKUMMS has done more for UPRISING than the Vilaro System ever has.”
Choi nods confidently.
“But you decided that your ego couldn’t handle getting our classed by the likes of us. So, as a punishment, you’ve decided to book Jace on the B show. The last show before we head to Japan and Jace isn’t even on the Super show card yet! Just what kind of Carny bullshit are you trying to pull here? Not only that but you book him in a Unity match. A match where the #1 contender to the UPRISING World Championship isn’t his partner. You paired him up with a woman that has for the most part been M.I.A lately. A person that has all but checked out mentally on the game. Against a relative unknown and Crystal ‘I’ve got more last names than victories in the ring’ Caldwell.”
Choi lifts his hand into the air and gestures the ‘call me’ sign to another woman that passes by.
“Caldwell basically got her ass handed to her a lost a Championship belt to Hayley Fien… Hayley FUCKING Fien at the DPI 2. A wrestler that wasn’t even good enough to keep a roster spot here in UPRISING. She also got wrecked by the Silver State Champion Kevin Mears. She’s going to get wrecked by the beautiful Kim Pain and now. Now she has to step into the ring against Jace Parker Davidson? I’ve never seen Lady Luck defecate on one individual so much before. But thankfully she gets to team with someone by the name of Andrea Hernandez.”
“She goes by Phoenix Flash something or other. More like Flash in the Pan, if you ask me. Seriously, have either of these women accomplished a fucking thing in UPRISING? They are nothing more than mainstays on the B show. Space fillers on the roster to keep the real talent fat and happy in the win column. We JUST had a Lethal Lottery event where anyone on the roster could show up for a shot at the UPRISING World Championship in Japan. So, where was Andrea? Where was Crystal? I didn’t see either one of them anywhere near the building.”
“Sure, technically, Jace didn’t draw a ball either. However, he had a reason for that. He spent his time working up Chris Mosh and a majority of the UPRISING roster over how he was going to win by any means necessary. Mosh got his panties in a bunch so much, that he decided to defend the title after Jace pointed out he hasn’t wrestled in UPRISING all year. Everyone important on the roster was focused squarely on Jace and what he would do. Ugly Scottish women were angrily tweeting into the void about how horrible Jace was and how his very existence is favoritism. That’s how over mah boi is.”
“When is the last time there was an Andrea Hernandez headline in UPRISING? When was the last time that Crystal did anything other than lie on her back both inside of the ring and outside of it? But this is your big chance. Jace has had a grand total of two UPRISING matches and has literally obliterated his opponents. He’s a box office name in this business and in this company where you two are just footnotes. A win over Jace might actually get both of you noticed. It would give both of you some legit credibility as professional wrestlers. Too bad that’s not going to happen.”
“I get it though, the both of you are going to sit there and virtually hug each other. You’re going to talk about how GREAT it is to be booked on the B show. You’re going to pep rally each other into thinking you have a chance and do this all while forgetting to tag Jace on social media. Watch out everyone… we got two more people that will be afraid to try and keep up and then have a meltdown when they are ultimately defeated. Jax thinks he’s got one up on Jace but all he’s done is set the two of you up for failure. It doesn’t matter that Jace only has one eye. It doesn’t matter that Jace’s partner is about as useful as tits on a Turtle at the moment. Even two against one, Jace will stand victorious in the ring.”
“And if Jax is a fair man… when that happens it’ll be Jace that replaces Crystal in the Silver State Championship match in Japan. A match that is truly worth seeing. Not some rehashed squash match that no one wants to see a second time. How does that make you feel Andrea? How does it feel to know that when the going gets tough inside of the ring Crystal will throw you to the wolf and save herself for the next show? You two dumbs bitches talk about Mexican pride now but when the shit hits the fan Crystal will throw you under the bus so fucking hard. The pretend act of a team in solidarity will go right out of the window when Crystal sees that boot to the back of her head coming.”
“It’ll be academic after that, and Jace Parker Davidson will prove that he deserves to be on the card for the Super show. If he doesn’t get added to it? Believe that old Abbie is going to have the Board of Directors on speed dial. Ride your brush with greatness ladies. It will not last long and then you can go sit there and wonder just when you’re going to be booked on the B show again like the losers that you are.”
Choi eyes a big-breasted woman heading toward the women’s locker room.
“Now if you’ll excuse me… I think I’m going to get all wet and lathered up with a busty little MILF in the shower.”
Choi gets up and begins to creep his way toward the women’s locker room, but Yulia grabs a hold of him by the collar of his shirt and lifts him off the floor.
“Hey! I was just looking for you. Did you have a nice workout? How about we… I mean YOU… catch a quick shower?”
Yulia grunts and then starts dragging Choi out of the gym as the scene fades.
We find the self-proclaimed Manager of Champions, Abdullah Choi, lurking around in the gym pretending to work out. It’s obvious that the weaselly man that managers UPRISING superstar Jace Parker Davidson was only here today to check out all of the women who chose to come to the gym and work on their figures. Choi doesn’t do himself any favors by leering at the passing females in their tight workout gear while wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth.
An UPRISING paid cameraman stands in the gym near Choi and films all of the people that pass by while catching parts of the perverted things that Choi mumbles under his breath about each one. Frustration, the cameraman debates whether he should just call it a day, but finally, Choi decides to turn toward the camera and begins to speak.
“Abbie Choi here, ladies and gents. I’m coming to you from fabulous Reno, Nevada which means that I did NOT get included in the trip to Manchester, England alongside the King of Everything. Bit of a solo mission old Jacey decided to take on and that mission was a responding success.”
Choi beams proudly like he had anything to do with the actual victory.
“The soon-to-be UPRISING World Champion decided to spend some more time in Jolly ass England, so, that means it’s time once again for another edition of Choi Story!”
Choi exclaims as the few people inside the gym turn and stare at him.
“Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you saw the Revolution 5 Lethal Lottery event this past Saturday night. And I must say that I, yours truly, put on the performance of a lifetime. I was so damn convincing about the fact that Jace hadn’t arrived at the building that I should have been the one walking away with all the Oscar awards. Ya boi was snubbed. Robbed, I say! But I digress.”
Choi sighs and then reaches into his pocket for a cloth before using it to clean the lens on his glasses.
“However, I want to focus on the fact that one… Marisol Vilaro had the audacity to go and tattle tale on the King of Everything to the Bossman. Not only that but she absolutely butchered the name of STRONKUMMS.”
Choi’s facial expression turns to one of anger… or at least what could be considered anger… as he rubs on the lenses of his glasses even harder.
“I get that you’ve tried to corner the market on fitness and fitness-based products in the wrestling industry. I can appreciate the hustle. However, there is room for competition. Especially when your ‘products’ are nothing more than bland placebos peddled by flaunting fake tits and a tight ass in butt-lifting yoga pants.”
Choi takes a moment to visualize his own words and then has to wipe his mouth yet again.
“You might be able to push your bootleg Jenny Craig program to all the idiots out there but you’re not going to fool real athletes and people of genius like me! And why did she try and rat us out? Because Jacey and a whole crowd of people pelted her with STRONKUMMS meat during Unleashed 4.”
Choi scoffs out loud.
“We all know that Marisol has been slapped in the face with more meat than a truck stop prostitute that’s too old to pass as a viable stripper anymore. You should be HONORED to be covered head-to-toe in STRONKUMMS meat. Not only is it good for your skin but also just the mere contact with STRONKUMMS brand HIGH-QUALITY Camel meat does wonders for your coat. Gets rid of that annoying dog breath and improves your wrestling ability by 10% guaranteed.”
Choi places his glasses back on.
“Yet, you’ve decided to threaten MY client with aggression and violence. You decided that you were going to use whatever ties you have with the man in charge to punish the hottest superstar on the UPRISING roster. That doesn’t sit well with Jace Parker Davidson, and it certainly doesn’t sit well with Abdullah Choi. You can make up all the lies you want about STRONKUMMS but trust me when I say this. You have NO IDEA what is truly in STRONKUMMS. There is no website that you have that accurately details the ingredients in STRONKUMMS meat.”
Choi folds his arms over his chest and a sly smirk tugs at his lips.
“Why? That’s because we’re not dumb enough to publish what is IN STRONKUMMS meat. Do you think we’re just going to give out our secret formula for free? What is this, amateur hour over here? Not disclosing what is in STRONKUMMS keeps the government out of our business. And also, we don’t sell our products to nosey bitches like you who are only looking to bury any real competition. We don’t have to pay people to say that our product works. Do you want results? Just take a look at this beauty over here.”
Choi gestures over toward the right where Yulia Kozlova can be seen bench-pressing a good 500 lbs. at the moment.
“This Goddess formed out of the finest marble is not only Jace’s personal bodyguard but she’s also a regular consumer of STRONKUMMS meat. There isn’t a woman or man on the UPRISING roster that is built like Yulia. Gorgo has wet dreams about looking half as good or swole as Yulia. Emma Couture? Yulia takes shits bigger than Emma Couture. Trust me when I say… the hidden camera I placed in our hotel bathroom is proof positive that Abbie Choi tells no lies. Hey Yulia… tell the people how much you love STRONKUMMS.”
Yulia just growls in response as she continues to press the weight.
“Ringing endorsement if I’ve ever heard one before. STRONKUMMS equal results but you Mr. Jackson have decided to listen to the whining of a woman not fit to be at the top of the cheerleader pyramid on her High School team. You’re mad because you had PETA up your ass about STRONKUMMS? I’m sorry, do you want a Kleenex over the fact that you had to do your job? If running a wrestling promotion is too difficult for you then maybe you should have decided to spend the rest of your days in a retirement home sucking on hard candies while waiting for the next Bingo tournament.”
Choi pauses this time as a beautiful woman passes by. He reaches out towards her butt while she is out of arm’s reach but then focuses back on the task at hand.
“Jace knew it was only a matter of time before the mutual respect you both had for each other due to your past history would fizzle out. That’s why we went over your head to the Board of Directors, and I am proud to announce that STRONKUMMS is now a staple of UPRISING. All it costs was pennies on the dollar. Money that we are putting back into YOUR company. This just goes to show that in just mere weeks that STRONKUMMS has done more for UPRISING than the Vilaro System ever has.”
Choi nods confidently.
“But you decided that your ego couldn’t handle getting our classed by the likes of us. So, as a punishment, you’ve decided to book Jace on the B show. The last show before we head to Japan and Jace isn’t even on the Super show card yet! Just what kind of Carny bullshit are you trying to pull here? Not only that but you book him in a Unity match. A match where the #1 contender to the UPRISING World Championship isn’t his partner. You paired him up with a woman that has for the most part been M.I.A lately. A person that has all but checked out mentally on the game. Against a relative unknown and Crystal ‘I’ve got more last names than victories in the ring’ Caldwell.”
Choi lifts his hand into the air and gestures the ‘call me’ sign to another woman that passes by.
“Caldwell basically got her ass handed to her a lost a Championship belt to Hayley Fien… Hayley FUCKING Fien at the DPI 2. A wrestler that wasn’t even good enough to keep a roster spot here in UPRISING. She also got wrecked by the Silver State Champion Kevin Mears. She’s going to get wrecked by the beautiful Kim Pain and now. Now she has to step into the ring against Jace Parker Davidson? I’ve never seen Lady Luck defecate on one individual so much before. But thankfully she gets to team with someone by the name of Andrea Hernandez.”
“She goes by Phoenix Flash something or other. More like Flash in the Pan, if you ask me. Seriously, have either of these women accomplished a fucking thing in UPRISING? They are nothing more than mainstays on the B show. Space fillers on the roster to keep the real talent fat and happy in the win column. We JUST had a Lethal Lottery event where anyone on the roster could show up for a shot at the UPRISING World Championship in Japan. So, where was Andrea? Where was Crystal? I didn’t see either one of them anywhere near the building.”
“Sure, technically, Jace didn’t draw a ball either. However, he had a reason for that. He spent his time working up Chris Mosh and a majority of the UPRISING roster over how he was going to win by any means necessary. Mosh got his panties in a bunch so much, that he decided to defend the title after Jace pointed out he hasn’t wrestled in UPRISING all year. Everyone important on the roster was focused squarely on Jace and what he would do. Ugly Scottish women were angrily tweeting into the void about how horrible Jace was and how his very existence is favoritism. That’s how over mah boi is.”
“When is the last time there was an Andrea Hernandez headline in UPRISING? When was the last time that Crystal did anything other than lie on her back both inside of the ring and outside of it? But this is your big chance. Jace has had a grand total of two UPRISING matches and has literally obliterated his opponents. He’s a box office name in this business and in this company where you two are just footnotes. A win over Jace might actually get both of you noticed. It would give both of you some legit credibility as professional wrestlers. Too bad that’s not going to happen.”
“I get it though, the both of you are going to sit there and virtually hug each other. You’re going to talk about how GREAT it is to be booked on the B show. You’re going to pep rally each other into thinking you have a chance and do this all while forgetting to tag Jace on social media. Watch out everyone… we got two more people that will be afraid to try and keep up and then have a meltdown when they are ultimately defeated. Jax thinks he’s got one up on Jace but all he’s done is set the two of you up for failure. It doesn’t matter that Jace only has one eye. It doesn’t matter that Jace’s partner is about as useful as tits on a Turtle at the moment. Even two against one, Jace will stand victorious in the ring.”
“And if Jax is a fair man… when that happens it’ll be Jace that replaces Crystal in the Silver State Championship match in Japan. A match that is truly worth seeing. Not some rehashed squash match that no one wants to see a second time. How does that make you feel Andrea? How does it feel to know that when the going gets tough inside of the ring Crystal will throw you to the wolf and save herself for the next show? You two dumbs bitches talk about Mexican pride now but when the shit hits the fan Crystal will throw you under the bus so fucking hard. The pretend act of a team in solidarity will go right out of the window when Crystal sees that boot to the back of her head coming.”
“It’ll be academic after that, and Jace Parker Davidson will prove that he deserves to be on the card for the Super show. If he doesn’t get added to it? Believe that old Abbie is going to have the Board of Directors on speed dial. Ride your brush with greatness ladies. It will not last long and then you can go sit there and wonder just when you’re going to be booked on the B show again like the losers that you are.”
Choi eyes a big-breasted woman heading toward the women’s locker room.
“Now if you’ll excuse me… I think I’m going to get all wet and lathered up with a busty little MILF in the shower.”
Choi gets up and begins to creep his way toward the women’s locker room, but Yulia grabs a hold of him by the collar of his shirt and lifts him off the floor.
“Hey! I was just looking for you. Did you have a nice workout? How about we… I mean YOU… catch a quick shower?”
Yulia grunts and then starts dragging Choi out of the gym as the scene fades.