Post by Admin on Feb 24, 2023 20:42:55 GMT -5
PRE-RECORDED @ the historic ELDORADO CASINO in RENO, NV FEBRUARY 25, 2023 |
JESSIE SALCO vs TYPHON-13
Typhon-13 grabs Salco by the arm, spins her around and splatters the veteran to the canvas with an overhead belly to belly suplex! Veronica looks overjoyed at him taking the initiative while Jessie Salco looks positively livid when she bounces back up, holding her back in pain for a second before shaking it off. She squares up and turns around, ducking under a telegraphed punch to land a hand shoulder block that sends The Mesozoic Marvel staggering back into the ropes. Salco comes in with some strikes to the torso that seem to do just as much damage to her as the behemoth. Breaking off that assault, she reconsiders her strategy. The moment she senses movement in her peripherals, she drops and rolls out of the ring.
Typhon-13 waits her out, biding his time. The moment she clears the ropes, he immediately runs across with a corner clothesline that Salco barely avoids by diving out of the way. Typhon-13 catches a piece of the referee, accidentally spearing him into the ring post. Neil Rana hits the mat like a ton of bricks and Salco manages to catch Typhon-13 going for what looks like an eye rake – reversal into an arm-trap suplex that shakes the ring. She hooks the leg, but Rana is still trying to shake the cobwebs. By the time he gets into position, Typhon-13's broken free. A frustrated Salco gets back up and backs off, warily watching as the monster lumbers up. She charges in, looking for a high crossbody – HUGE MISTAKE! Typhon-13 catches her, hoists her up into the Tree of Pain (Torture Rack Submission). He's hyperextending her back and Jessie's in a world of agony! After a moment of trying to fight through the pain, she taps out.
WINNER (VIA SUBMISSION): TYPHON-13
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RASPBERRY LEMONADE vs DEATHRIDERS
Both women come out of their corners as their partners exit to the ring apron. Lilith charges and sends the first shot across the bow with a running forearm shot to the face of Lemon that staggers her. Lilith closes the gap and plants a knee to the midsection of Lemon that doubles her over. Lilith pulls Lemon back up to a vertical standing and then rocks her with a vicious headbutt. Lemon staggers forward holding her head but Lilith levels her with a European uppercut to the back of the head that floors Alexis. Lilith quickly rolls Lemon over and makes the early cover but Lemon is too strong to stay down for the three.
Lilith gets back up to her feet and then tags Kaya into the match. Both sisters measure Lemon up as she pulls herself back up to her feet. As Lemon turns around they charge and connect with a double superkick to the face. Alexis goes down hard as Lilith exits the ring. Kaya plays to the crowd a little bit as Lemon begins to slowly crawl toward her corner. Kaya cuts her off with a boot to the spine and then drags her back to the center of the ring. Kaya applies a side headlock on Lemon trying to wear her down further as Jade reaches out and tries to encourage her partner.
There is suddenly a stir in the crowd as Uprising wrestler Jace Parker Davidson makes his way through the crowd alongside Abdullah Choi and Yulia Kozlova. Davidson looks a little worse for wear due to his match last night at the DPI 2 but manages to get the crowd into a frenzy and cheering for Alexis Lemon. The crowd support helps Lemon begin to fight her way back to her feet as Kaya continues to crank on the headlock. Lemon begins to fire off repeated shots to the side of Kaya until she finally loses her grip. Kaya backs into a neutral corner as Lemon gets a running start. Lemon hits the running high knee in the corner followed by a bulldog to complete the Acidic Blitz.
The fans explode in cheers for the move as Davidson opens his jacket and reveals that he’s wearing a #28 Alexis Lemon jersey for the Denver Dashers.
Both women are down and begin to crawl toward their respective corners. Kaya makes the tag into Lilith who enters and tries to cut off Lemon from her corner. However, Lemon leaps and makes the tag into Jade. Like a house of fire, Jade enters the ring and unleashes Muay Thai elbow and knee strikes to Lilith that stagger her. Jade grabs a hold of Lilith and hits her with a neckbreaker down to the canvas. Jade gets up to her feet and then stalks around Lilith as she staggers back up to her feet. Jade goes for AND CUT! But Lilith counters by pushing Jade into the ropes. Jade bounces off the ropes but Lilith takes her down with a single-leg dropkick. Lilith gets to her feet and tags Kaya back into the match.
The sisters stand in the ring and look to finish Jade off with BLACK WIDOW. The superkick connects and staggers Jade but Lemon rushes into the ring and knocks Jade out of the way before the discus leg lariat can connect. All hell breaks loose with all four women inside the ring at once. Lilith grabs a hold of Lemon and then tosses her through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Lilith gets a running start off the ropes and then goes for a suicide dive to the outside but Lemon moves out of the way causing Lilith to crash and burn.
Inside the ring, Kaya grabs a hold of Jade and tries to pull her back up to her feet but Jade counters with a jawbreaker. Kaya staggers before Jade grabs a hold of her and hits her with a sit-out facebuster. Jade gets up to her feet and then heads towards the corner where Lemon has returned to her corner. Jade makes the tag who enters the ring as Jade pulls Kaya back up to her feet. Jade whips Kaya into the ropes as Lemon stands at the ready. Jade catches Kaya with a back body drop but Lemon leaps and catches Kaya in mid-air.
ANGEL’S FALL CONNECTS!
The backstabber brings Kaya down to the canvas hard as Lemon makes the cover. Lilith tries to dive into the ring to break up the count but it’s far too late.
WINNER (VIA PINFALL): RASPBERRY LEMONADE
It was Ace who got control when the match began, largely thanks to his superior speed. Carina was overwhelmed at first. Ace’s striking game was impeccable as he connected again and again with a litany of kicks to the body. An early leg lariat nearly got him the pinfall, but Carina got her shoulder up. Just as he was about to go for a phoenix splash though, that’s when Carina avoided the contact and rolled out of the ring to get herself together before she was joined by the Silver State Champion. Kevin shared some words with her before she headed back into the ring.
Ace tried to grab her as she climbed onto the apron, but she snapped his neck across the top rope. Vega immediately returned to the ring, and began to pummel the stronger wrestler with stomps to the body before working to keep him on the mat by attacking his legs. Carina particularly focused on his left knee, and focused the majority of her offense there for several minutes. It slowed Ace down when he tried to make a comeback, unable to get that knee working very well for him. It was when he tried to get up again that he caught Carina’s bicycle knee to the temple before she made the cover and got the win.
WINNER (VIA PINFALL): CARINA VEGA
Kevin congratulated her as she rolled out of the ring. He raised her hand, and told the camera that the Diamond of the Four Aces is already shining bright. And Carina was all smiles as a result.
KASEY VEX vs MAX IRONSIDE
Kasey Vex starts in charge, dodging some sloppy offense and grapples from Max Ironside. She slips his hold, backstepping for a tiger feint kick that sends Max reeling back – corkscrew axe kick into a springboard running knee strike! The crowd's excited for the fast pace and Ironside's up quickly, shaking it off with a huge smile on his face. Vex dominates the next exchange, starting with some quick strikes and then some kicks that drive Ironside back into the corner. He lunges out to meet her splash and turns that into a quick rollup!
ONE!
TW—NO!
Kasey gets a shoulder up and Ironside NAILS a diving elbow drop. He goes back to the well a second time – DENIED! That crash and burn puts him in position for a stiff dropkick to the back! KASEY VEX HITS THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES OFF! DOUBLE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! Ironside looks like he's in a world of hurt and Vex floats over to lock into the Wicked Little Machine (sharpshooter w/reverse facelock)! Ironside can't break out of that with only one good arm and that damage to his spine. The moment Big J drops to check on him, Max Ironside taps out!
WINNER (VIA SUBMISSION): KASEY VEX
As Kasey's hand is raised in victory, a figure is shown standing at the top of the ramp, his face hidden under the brim of a black ballcap and a hoodie. Before the camera gets too good of a look, they disappear back behind the curtain. Does Vex have a secret admirer, or is someone sizing up the returning competition?
Both wrestlers come out of their corners and then circle each other in the middle of the ring. They lock up but as they struggle for position, it’s Blackstar who uses his size advantage to force Lola back into a corner. The referee comes and calls for a clean break and slowly Blackstar begins to let go of Lola. However, just when it seems that Blackstar will give Lola a clean break, he gives her a thumb to the eye. The crowd boos loudly as Lola is blinded. Blackstar backs away from the corner, his hands in the air as the referee admonishes him for his illegal tactic.
Blackstar pays no attention to the referee and then races toward the corner. Blackstar leaps into the air and hits Lola with a stiff front dropkick that sends her crashing back against the turnbuckle. Blackstar gets up to his feet and waves his arms around before racing toward the ropes. Lola gets back up to her feet as Blackstar leaps up to the middle rope. Blackstar leaps off the middle rope and then takes Lola down to the center of the ring with a springboard arm drag. Blackstar is quickly back up to his feet again and then races towards the ropes one more time. Blackstar leaps to the middle rope and then jumps off hitting Lola with a springboard moonsault. Instead of hooking the leg and making the cover, Blackstar gets to his feet and then places a single boot on Lola’s stomach and poses. Lola manages to kick out of the poorly executed cover much to the dismay of Blackstar.
Blackstar turns around and argues with the referee over a slow count. When the referee informs Blackstar that his count was normal, Blackstar begins to question if the referee even knows how to count to three.
Lola begins to get back up to her feet but Blackstar plants a boot to the midsection. Blackstar shoves Lola’s head between his legs and then takes position. He spreads his arms and legs out into a star position and begins to try and draw energy from Thetan. Once enough energy is collected, Blackstar grabs a hold of Lola by the waist and hoists her up into the air. Blackstar goes for the THETA BOMB but Lola begins to rain down punches to the head of Blackstar. Lola counters with a head scissors takedown that sends Blackstar crashing down to the canvas. Blackstar begins to pull himself up to his feet but Lola hits him with a running front dropkick that knocks him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Garvus Thet comes over and checks on Blackstar as Lola gets to her feet.
Lola races towards the ropes and bounces off gaining momentum. Lola leaps over the top rope with a Tope con hilo but Blackstar sees her coming. Blackstar pulls Garvus in the way and causes him to take the brunt of a flying bootylicious Lola Dane. The crowd pops loudly as Lola gets to her feet but Blackstar comes up from behind and runs her shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Lola collides hard as the crowd boos Blackstar. Suddenly, Uprising wrestler Jace Parker Davidson alongside Adbullah Choi and Yulia Kozlova make their way through the audience. The trio begins handing out STRONKUMM brand merchandise to the fans as Blackstar continues his assault on Lola.
Blackstar rolls Lola back into the ring and then begins to argue with Davidson and the crew in the crowd for stealing his spotlight. Davidson continues his antics, even banged up, and steals some Marisol Vilaro merchandise from a fan in the crowd. Davidson takes the merchandise and slams it down onto the ground before stomping on it viciously.
Blackstar gets up to the ring apron and then grabs a hold of the top rope as Lola remains on the canvas. Blackstar springboards to the top rope and then goes for STARSHIP THETA but Lola gets her knees up.
The crowd explodes as Blackstar crashes and burns down on her raised knees. Davidson continues to try and get the crowd behind Lola as he opens his jacket and reveals he’s wearing a #9 Lola Dane jersey for the Denver Dashers.
Both Lola and Blackstar both get back up to their feet at relatively the same time. Blackstar reaches out and grabs a hold of Lola by the throat. He hoists her up into the air going for TECHNIQUE 88 but Lola counters and lands her on her feet behind him. Lola grips a waist lock on Blackstar then uses all of her strength to muscle him up and over with a German suplex. Blackstar and the crowd are both stunned by the display of power from Lola as Blackstar rolls off to a corner for safety. Lola gets up to her feet and then races toward the corner.
Lola flips forward and crushes Blackstar in the corner with a cannonball. The overwhelming power of the Dane Badonkadonk whips Blackstar’s head back violently. Lola gets up to her feet then grabs a hold of Blackstar and pulls him up the corner. Lola grips a headlock then runs up the turnbuckle pads and nails Blackstar with a tornado DDT down to the canvas. Lola looks shocked at her own ability to pull off such a move as she pulls herself back up to her feet. Lola steps through the ropes and then begins to climb the turnbuckle.
Lola balances herself on the top rope as Blackstar remains on the canvas. Lola leaps off the top rope and hits Blackstar with SPOOK-SAULT hard. Lola hooks the leg and makes the cover which is academic at this point. The crowd rejoices as Davidson and his crew continue to hand out more STRONKUMMS merchandise and cheer on Lola Dane.
WINNER (VIA PINFALL): LOLA DANE
Local Talent is in the ring and whipping the crowd into a frenzy. The man is getting to live his dream and he’s also getting television time. It’s like Christmas and his Birthday all wrapped into one. Across the ring from him stands the World Famous Fitness Guru Marisol Vilaro. She looks rather disgusted by the man across from her but will never turn down an opportunity to put herself or her clients in the spotlight.
The referee checks with Local Talent who is eager to get going. The referee walks over and tries to give Marisol a pre-match check but Marisol stops him from coming any closer to her. She threatens to go to Jax and have the referee fired if he even thinks about laying a finger on her. Big J sighs and then signals for the bell to get this match started.
MARISOL VILARO vs LOCAL TALENT
Local Talent comes out of his corner and is literally bouncing around the ring full of energy. Marisol rolls her eyes and then slowly walks out of the corner. Local Talent extends his hand in a gesture of good sportsmanship but Marisol spits down onto this hand. Local Talent recoils his hand before Marisol slaps him hard across the face. Local Talent staggers back and teeters a bit before falling over dramatically. Marisol, being the conniving bitch that she is, runs over and then hits Local Talent with an elbow drop across the chest. Local Talent flops around like a fish out of water as Marisol rolls over and begins doing push-ups in the middle of the ring.
The crowd boos loudly toward the founder of the Vilaro System.
Marisol keeps doing her pushups while shouting fitness instructions towards the audience. Local Talent gets up to his feet as Marisol regains a vertical base. Marisol begins jogging in place before actually running toward her opponent. Local Talent sees her coming and goes for a typical hip toss but Marisol blocked it. Marisol fires a boot to the midsection but Local Talent catches it. The crowd pops as Marisol begins begging while hopping on one foot. Local Talent makes a big production over what he’s about to do to Vilaro only to get clobbered by an enzuigiri kick to the back of the head. Local Talent falls to the canvas hard as Marisol gets back up to her feet.
The crowd boos even louder as Marisol begins doing jumping jacks in the middle of the ring.
Marisol continues to get workout advice to the audience as Local Talent rolls to a nearby corner. Local Talent uses the ropes to slowly pull himself up to his feet. Marisol begins doing some stretches before taking off towards the corner. Marisol hits Local Talent with the Vilaró Experience in the corner. The handspring elbow rocks Local Talent and he falls back to the canvas.
Marisol continues to go on about fitness and how good of a figure she has but suddenly the crowd cheers wildly. Marisol smiles wildly thinking the cheers are for her but they really are for Jace Parker Davidson who is still in the crowd. Choi and Yulia return with vendor outfits and begin serving hot and fresh STRONKUMMS "beef" sandwiches to the audience. Marisol turns around and is absolutely livid that Jace and company are stealing her spotlight. Marisol complains to the referee who just shrugs but that gives Local Talent enough time to recover. He comes up behind Marisol and gets her into 21. The referee drops down and begins counting.
ONE
TWO
THRE--- NO!
Marisol kicks out a split second before the three count as the crowd almost exploded for the upset of the century. Local Talent quickly regains a vertical base as Marisol is still in shock. He grabs her from behind in a waist lock. Marisol panics and grabs a hold of the referee for dear life. The referee tries to pry himself away from Marisol but the distraction gives her the time to kick her leg backward and hit Local Talent with a low blow.
Local Talent falls the canvas in a heap.
The crowd and Jace are furious over Marisol’s antics and begin to rain down hatred toward her. Jace continues to collect more Vilaro merchandise in the crowd and destroys it as Marisol is about to blow her top. She turns towards Local Talent who is fighting his way off of the canvas and then rushes toward the ropes. Marisol bounces off the ropes and then hits Local Talent with Crunch Time. Her opponent gets face-planted down to the canvas as Marisol makes the cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
WINNER (VIA PINFALL): MARISOL VILARO
SMACK!
Marisol gets startled when she’s pelted in the face by something. She looks down at the canvas and sees a Grade D Camel meat sandwich that was thrown at her. Disgust washes over Marisol as the Camel meat treats begin raining down toward the ring from all over the building. Marisol screams bloody murder as she is left standing there covered head to toe in greasy low-grade meat byproduct. Members of the One Percent come racing down to the ring to Marisol’s rescue as Jace and company are quite amused with their handiwork this evening.
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As soon as the bell rings, Melody and Walker shake hands out of the utmost respect for one another.. After that, they lock up quickly and Melody finds herself at a disadvantage due to Hill’s strength. He shows it off by pushing Melody where he wants, including taking the wind out of her with a whip into the corner. He continues the advantage using his strength, catching her with chops and a lariat that prompted his first cover. But Slayton managed to survive and escape the three count.
Hill did his best to keep her grounded, but missing a big leg drop proved costly when she rolled out of the way. Melody pulled herself together as quickly as she could, and started landing lightning fast shots with both her hands and feet, including a particularly impressive Supergirl punch. She started getting more and more high risk, including a reverse rana. Walker tried to fight her off, but when he went for a big boot, she avoided it with a low dropkick to the knee to put him down again. But it was her poisonrana that sealed the deal and got her the three count!
WINNER (VIA PINFALL): MELODY SLAYTON
GORGO vs KALINDA KRIEGSDOTTIR
Not what you'd expect from a pair of ladies who have MMA records of 4 and 0 and 3 and 1. This match was full of shenanigans and fuckery from the onset, as Gorgo came prepared to fight and Kalinda, apparently, came prepared to… perform hair cair on Gorgo? Apparently the Dragon Empress got tired of being the only member of the UPRISING roster that actually lived up to her name and spent the bulk of the match attempting to braid snakes and snake-like things into Gorgo's hair.
Neil Rana was oddly lenient with the Necromancer Queen's weirdness, despite her constant use of foreign objects and hair grabbing. Gorgo ended up with a string of beads, two neon green shoelaces, a Chris Mosh inaction figure, and a worm on a string added to her hairstyle over the course of a very strange submission clinic. As the match degenerated into a series of submission holds applied by Kalinda to hold Gorgo still while she attempted to braid things into her hair, and a bunch of submission holds from Gorgo applied to Kalinda to keep her from weaving things into her hair.
Pulling a three-foot-long gummi worm from her Bag of Tricks to act as the piece de resistance, Kalinda at various points choked and whipped Gorgo with the thing in full sight of the referee, as well as the questionably hygienic act of making her kiss the worm. Gorgo spent a full thirty seconds grabbing onto the ropes as Kalinda had a sort of Rings of Saturn applied with her legs as she attached the gummi worm with ponytailers.
After that the Necromancer Queen seemingly lost interest in the Red Queen and began to antagonize referee Neil Rana, trying to figure out just how far his crooked officiating went.
Thus began the second session of shenanigans for the match, where Kalinda used Rana as both a human weapon and a human shield, as Rana apparently had no interest in making Kalinda play by the rules, but had been starting a five count on every hold Gorgo applied.
Eventually Kalinda whipped Rana into the ropes, Gorgo sidestepped, and Kalinda just let him bounce back and forth between the two sets of ropes about half a dozen times until he just dropped out of exhaustion.
With Rana out of the way, you'd expect the shenanigans to end. But no, as apparently the two wrestlers got it into their heads to attempt to out suplex one another, which lead to several minutes of back and forth action where both escalated by breaking out increasingly esoteric suplex variants.
The fun came to an end as a second referee was finally dispatched to the ring, about the time Kalinda used Gorgo's gummi worm braid for the weirdest ripcord leg lariat ever, apparently mocking Gorgo's Queenmaker, which the Red Queen went for shortly thereafter, only for Kalinda to purposefully sink her teeth into Gorgo's arm and not let go, getting herself disqualified pretty much the exact moment the new referee got into the ring.
Neil Rana managed to get to his feet, still gasping for air and with no further risk of disqualification hanging over her head, Gorgo locked on a vicious Death Clutch going full body scissors with it.
Kalinda made no effort to save the crooked referee and muttered "No idea what kinda bullshit that was" to the cameras before heading to the back as a wave of security guards and officials rush past her to save Rana from being choked to death by an enraged Gorgo.
WINNER (VIA DQ): GORGO
© UPRISING 2023
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QUICKIE RESULTS:
JESSIE SALCO vs TYPHON-13
RASPBERRY LEMONADE vs DEATHRIDERS
CARINA VEGA vs ACE SKY
KASEY VEX vs MAX IRONSIDE
LOLA DANE vs BLACKSTAR
MARISOL VILARO vs LOCAL TALENT
MELODY SLAYTON vs WALKER HILL
GORGO vs KALINDA KRIEGSDOTTIR
JESSIE SALCO vs TYPHON-13
RASPBERRY LEMONADE vs DEATHRIDERS
CARINA VEGA vs ACE SKY
KASEY VEX vs MAX IRONSIDE
LOLA DANE vs BLACKSTAR
MARISOL VILARO vs LOCAL TALENT
MELODY SLAYTON vs WALKER HILL
GORGO vs KALINDA KRIEGSDOTTIR