Post by Kevin Mears on Oct 11, 2022 13:21:27 GMT -5
When the Twitch stream begins, the first thing the viewers see is a pair of legs stretched out over the arms of a chair. The camera pans left and finds they belong to a brunette sitting on Kevin’s lap. Kevin turns his attention from the brunette now revealed as Summer Page to the camera.
Kevin: What’s up, people? You know who I am. The only ace in a deck full of jokers and your girlfriend’s favorite wrestler: Kevin Mears here. And this woman needs no introduction. I’ve brought her up since I arrived in Uprising. Your former and future Uprising World Champion Summer Page.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:You’re welcome, world. It is the sun your world revolves around. And just like Kevin said the former and future Uprising World Champion.
Kevin: Today, I thought we’d talk about a few things. First things first, this gorgeous creature on my lap. Not only did you see me at Revolution win a tag match when my original partner no showed…I’ll get back to that, but you got to see me enjoying the show alongside Summer here in the VIP section. There’s a reason for all of that, why don’t you fill them in?
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Since all these marks live for what we do they might as well know Kevin and I are now dating. So you will be lucky enough to be us together in Uprising but you’ll be able to follow our lives together on Social Media.
Kevin: Well stated, gorgeous. So let’s address a few things real quick. One, Jack Moreau is the single biggest clown in this business. I didn’t make him a clown, he made himself one and I just helped shine a spotlight on that. He didn’t feel like being in the tag match we were supposed to have after talking a lot of shit to me days prior. I happen to know my next match in Uprising is when I finally get my shot at the Silver State title later this month. And do you know what happens? It’ll be the same if he doesn’t show up as if he does. I’ll be your next Silver State Champion one way or the other. And when he comes to and finds this…
He produces one of his customized Ace cards.
Kevin: Laying on his chest, he’ll ask the referee what happened. And he’ll find out he got his punk card pulled by the only Ace in a deck full of jokers. And then I’ll have it all: the win, the title, and the girl.
“Spoiled” Summer Page: That’ll be such a beautiful thing to witness. I can’t wait for that to happen. Now while you win the Silver State championship, babe, I can assume you and some of you out there can guess what I want. Obviously it is the Uprising World Championship back. I can guess you know it is business, Griffin. We both have discussed our mutual respect for each other and we need to have a rubber match for that belt you got. But I know as World Champion you have commitments you have to keep first but rest assured we’ll see each other again.
Kevin: Onto Lucy. Look, I brought her along to the show to be a nice guy. Did I know she was going to be knocked out? No. Am I bothered by it? Not really. She’s already back shaking her ass on stage here in Atlantic City. But apparently people want to find out more, including Aria and Jacki. She’ll be my next guest on this channel, by the way.
He flashes a smile towards Summer before looking back to the camera.
Kevin; Guess who got invited to be part of the One Percent?
“Spoiled” Summer Page: I am well aware that I don’t publicly speak on anything involving the One Percent that can be kept in house but as the world has seen we have brought people in who didn’t necessarily buy into what the One Percent is all about despite them saying otherwise. After discussing things with Marisol it was decided we need to remind the world that the One Percent is everything we say we are and so much more. This guy right here is a workhorse in the ring with all the talent in the world and he has the right aptitude for this business. Unlike 99% of the world Kevin gets it and believe me the One Percent as a whole will be sitting atop of Uprising sooner rather than later. I mean look at what Mari did to Cliff. That will be the beginning of what is coming to him. Now that we know where the bandwagoners stand after they fell off, it is time for the diehard faithful to rectify any problems we might have had.
Kevin: I think that about covers it. You got to look at Summer. You got to look at me, and you learned something too. No, you don't get to see anything else. Parting words for the paying customers?
“Spoiled” Summer Page: Be gone, inferiors.
And that is when the Twitch stream comes to its end.
Kevin: What’s up, people? You know who I am. The only ace in a deck full of jokers and your girlfriend’s favorite wrestler: Kevin Mears here. And this woman needs no introduction. I’ve brought her up since I arrived in Uprising. Your former and future Uprising World Champion Summer Page.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:You’re welcome, world. It is the sun your world revolves around. And just like Kevin said the former and future Uprising World Champion.
Kevin: Today, I thought we’d talk about a few things. First things first, this gorgeous creature on my lap. Not only did you see me at Revolution win a tag match when my original partner no showed…I’ll get back to that, but you got to see me enjoying the show alongside Summer here in the VIP section. There’s a reason for all of that, why don’t you fill them in?
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Since all these marks live for what we do they might as well know Kevin and I are now dating. So you will be lucky enough to be us together in Uprising but you’ll be able to follow our lives together on Social Media.
Kevin: Well stated, gorgeous. So let’s address a few things real quick. One, Jack Moreau is the single biggest clown in this business. I didn’t make him a clown, he made himself one and I just helped shine a spotlight on that. He didn’t feel like being in the tag match we were supposed to have after talking a lot of shit to me days prior. I happen to know my next match in Uprising is when I finally get my shot at the Silver State title later this month. And do you know what happens? It’ll be the same if he doesn’t show up as if he does. I’ll be your next Silver State Champion one way or the other. And when he comes to and finds this…
He produces one of his customized Ace cards.
Kevin: Laying on his chest, he’ll ask the referee what happened. And he’ll find out he got his punk card pulled by the only Ace in a deck full of jokers. And then I’ll have it all: the win, the title, and the girl.
“Spoiled” Summer Page: That’ll be such a beautiful thing to witness. I can’t wait for that to happen. Now while you win the Silver State championship, babe, I can assume you and some of you out there can guess what I want. Obviously it is the Uprising World Championship back. I can guess you know it is business, Griffin. We both have discussed our mutual respect for each other and we need to have a rubber match for that belt you got. But I know as World Champion you have commitments you have to keep first but rest assured we’ll see each other again.
Kevin: Onto Lucy. Look, I brought her along to the show to be a nice guy. Did I know she was going to be knocked out? No. Am I bothered by it? Not really. She’s already back shaking her ass on stage here in Atlantic City. But apparently people want to find out more, including Aria and Jacki. She’ll be my next guest on this channel, by the way.
He flashes a smile towards Summer before looking back to the camera.
Kevin; Guess who got invited to be part of the One Percent?
“Spoiled” Summer Page: I am well aware that I don’t publicly speak on anything involving the One Percent that can be kept in house but as the world has seen we have brought people in who didn’t necessarily buy into what the One Percent is all about despite them saying otherwise. After discussing things with Marisol it was decided we need to remind the world that the One Percent is everything we say we are and so much more. This guy right here is a workhorse in the ring with all the talent in the world and he has the right aptitude for this business. Unlike 99% of the world Kevin gets it and believe me the One Percent as a whole will be sitting atop of Uprising sooner rather than later. I mean look at what Mari did to Cliff. That will be the beginning of what is coming to him. Now that we know where the bandwagoners stand after they fell off, it is time for the diehard faithful to rectify any problems we might have had.
Kevin: I think that about covers it. You got to look at Summer. You got to look at me, and you learned something too. No, you don't get to see anything else. Parting words for the paying customers?
“Spoiled” Summer Page: Be gone, inferiors.
And that is when the Twitch stream comes to its end.