Post by Kevin Mears on Sept 17, 2022 10:21:47 GMT -5
The audio is heard a little bit before the video begins, and it sounds like there’s quite a bit of activity going on as we hear a female voice. But the male voice is distinctly Kevin’s.
Female: Are you sure you can find what I need?
Kevin: Of course, I can. I’ll get it before the end of the day.
Female: I’m kinda broke right now though…
Kevin: Look, I accept more than one form of payment, alright? Don’t worry your pretty little head. You ready to start recording?
Female: Oh sure thing. You’re not recording this, are you?
Kevin: Nah, you don’t see yourself on the screen do you? Nothing to worry about.
That’s when the video begins to roll and we see Kevin Mears with what looks to be one of the many showgirls who work in Atlantic City where he lives.
Kevin: Kevin Mears here, and today all of you on Twitch get to meet one of my favorite dancers here in Atlantic City, and we’re gonna conduct a little fan interview, I guess you could call it. First of all, they know me. Tell them what your name is, babe.
Female: Lucy.
Kevin: Lucy, that’s it! Now Lucy, you know me, right? The only ace in a deck full of jokers?
Lucy: Oh sure I do!
Kevin: And you watch wrestling too, right?
Lucy: Uh huh. I DVR it since I’m usually working when it’s on TV.
Kevin: Smart girl! Did you know that I’m about to have my first tag team match in Uprising despite the fact I’ve made it clear I don’t like them or want to be in them?
Lucy: Yeah, Crystal and Andrea versus you and the Silver State Champion, right?
Kevin: Look at you, smart and gorgeous. Hard combo to top. I don’t know if you have Twitter or not, but this past week, my tag partner decided to punch above his weight and run his mouth to me on Twitter.
Lucy: He did? Why would he do that?
Kevin: That’s the question we’re all asking. Because would you agree with me that trying to annoy and piss off your tag partner before a match is one of the dumbest things you could possibly do?
Lucy: Yeah, that’s really stupid. That’s like me pissing off the woman in charge of my group right before a show.
Kevin: Exactly my point. Now don’t get me wrong, gorgeous. I’m not saying it isn’t par for the course with ol’ Jack. He’s not exactly regarded as a mental giant. Both by this decision to come after me when we’re about to team up as well as trying to score clout points on social media. And all he did then was punch himself in the face again and again because like I said..…not a mental giant that we’re talking about. He’s one of those guys you find at least one of in every promotion. Talks really tough, tries to sound intimidating but has a body built from Play-Doh and a voice like Cripke from Big Bang Theory. Or should I say Cwipke?
Lucy seemed a bit nervous, and didn’t offer much of a response to what Kevin was saying. That didn’t seem to faze the wrestler though.
Kevin: In just about a week, I have to guide Chubs to a win against two women. Now usually if I’m across from two women, both of them are in lingerie and everyone leaves happy. But in this case, one of them is Crystal Hilton. And she’s like 55, I think. She’s got a daughter old enough to vote, and I think she’s pre-qualified for Medicare. I don’t like having to beat up the elderly.
Lucy: I remember watching her when I was growing up. I don’t think I’ve seen Andrea.
Kevin: She seems pretty insufferable from what I’ve read about her. Not much in the way of personality other than just being bitchy. She’ll probably be more of a challenge in the match than Crystal because Hilton will have to tag out regularly for taking her Metamucil.
Lucy: Good luck in the match. I’ll be watching, that’s my night off next week.
Kevin: Really? You know what? You did such a great job…how would you like to come to the show as my guest and my treat?
Lucy: Really?!
Kevin: You got it, beautiful. We’ll go up and get your travel set up in my suite before you come back to work. And we’ll see about taking care of paying for…
He gave her an expectant look, to which she looked hesitant at first but nodded her head. Kevin looked back to the camera.
Kevin: People of Twitch, you just got an exclusive right here. Tell your friends and make sure they subscribe to my Twitch channel at Tier 3 if you want more exclusive content on this channel. Now it’s time to help Lucy here get what she needs…
He grabbed his phone off the table and took Lucy’s hand. The viewers got a good shot of her in her showgirl outfit before the video ended.
Female: Are you sure you can find what I need?
Kevin: Of course, I can. I’ll get it before the end of the day.
Female: I’m kinda broke right now though…
Kevin: Look, I accept more than one form of payment, alright? Don’t worry your pretty little head. You ready to start recording?
Female: Oh sure thing. You’re not recording this, are you?
Kevin: Nah, you don’t see yourself on the screen do you? Nothing to worry about.
That’s when the video begins to roll and we see Kevin Mears with what looks to be one of the many showgirls who work in Atlantic City where he lives.
Kevin: Kevin Mears here, and today all of you on Twitch get to meet one of my favorite dancers here in Atlantic City, and we’re gonna conduct a little fan interview, I guess you could call it. First of all, they know me. Tell them what your name is, babe.
Female: Lucy.
Kevin: Lucy, that’s it! Now Lucy, you know me, right? The only ace in a deck full of jokers?
Lucy: Oh sure I do!
Kevin: And you watch wrestling too, right?
Lucy: Uh huh. I DVR it since I’m usually working when it’s on TV.
Kevin: Smart girl! Did you know that I’m about to have my first tag team match in Uprising despite the fact I’ve made it clear I don’t like them or want to be in them?
Lucy: Yeah, Crystal and Andrea versus you and the Silver State Champion, right?
Kevin: Look at you, smart and gorgeous. Hard combo to top. I don’t know if you have Twitter or not, but this past week, my tag partner decided to punch above his weight and run his mouth to me on Twitter.
Lucy: He did? Why would he do that?
Kevin: That’s the question we’re all asking. Because would you agree with me that trying to annoy and piss off your tag partner before a match is one of the dumbest things you could possibly do?
Lucy: Yeah, that’s really stupid. That’s like me pissing off the woman in charge of my group right before a show.
Kevin: Exactly my point. Now don’t get me wrong, gorgeous. I’m not saying it isn’t par for the course with ol’ Jack. He’s not exactly regarded as a mental giant. Both by this decision to come after me when we’re about to team up as well as trying to score clout points on social media. And all he did then was punch himself in the face again and again because like I said..…not a mental giant that we’re talking about. He’s one of those guys you find at least one of in every promotion. Talks really tough, tries to sound intimidating but has a body built from Play-Doh and a voice like Cripke from Big Bang Theory. Or should I say Cwipke?
Lucy seemed a bit nervous, and didn’t offer much of a response to what Kevin was saying. That didn’t seem to faze the wrestler though.
Kevin: In just about a week, I have to guide Chubs to a win against two women. Now usually if I’m across from two women, both of them are in lingerie and everyone leaves happy. But in this case, one of them is Crystal Hilton. And she’s like 55, I think. She’s got a daughter old enough to vote, and I think she’s pre-qualified for Medicare. I don’t like having to beat up the elderly.
Lucy: I remember watching her when I was growing up. I don’t think I’ve seen Andrea.
Kevin: She seems pretty insufferable from what I’ve read about her. Not much in the way of personality other than just being bitchy. She’ll probably be more of a challenge in the match than Crystal because Hilton will have to tag out regularly for taking her Metamucil.
Lucy: Good luck in the match. I’ll be watching, that’s my night off next week.
Kevin: Really? You know what? You did such a great job…how would you like to come to the show as my guest and my treat?
Lucy: Really?!
Kevin: You got it, beautiful. We’ll go up and get your travel set up in my suite before you come back to work. And we’ll see about taking care of paying for…
He gave her an expectant look, to which she looked hesitant at first but nodded her head. Kevin looked back to the camera.
Kevin: People of Twitch, you just got an exclusive right here. Tell your friends and make sure they subscribe to my Twitch channel at Tier 3 if you want more exclusive content on this channel. Now it’s time to help Lucy here get what she needs…
He grabbed his phone off the table and took Lucy’s hand. The viewers got a good shot of her in her showgirl outfit before the video ended.