Post by Kevin Mears on Aug 30, 2022 16:36:25 GMT -5
The Twitch stream begins finding Kevin Mears sitting in the driver’s seat of his car. There’s a paper bag in his lap from a convenience store as he adjusts the phone’s camera how he wants it before he begins.
KEVIN MEARS
Hello, Twitch subscribers. Listen, guys. If you want more of these streams, you’re gonna have to get some more subs going. I don’t do this shit for free. I saw in the chat last time that I’m not on here enough. Well fuckers, you can change that buy getting your friends to pony up the money every month. There’s only so much Kevin to go around, so you gotta make it worth my while. I’m stopping on my way to New York City today, and thought I’d come here and talk about whatever you wanted. But I’m gonna talk about Solstice first. Did you see it? Of course, you did. I mean I was part of it, it only makes sense.
He puts the paper bag in the passenger seat before taking a sip of a large soda.
KEVIN MEARS
Do you know how you know when you’re the hottest performer in a company? They put you on immediately as the show starts. Why? Because they know you draw, and I’ve always been a draw. Hell, even people I never dreamed I’d run into or have a conversation with wanted a little bit of my time that night. Everyone wants the rub, I get it. I came in telling you what I was and where I was going in this company, and I haven’t told a lie yet, even though I keep drawing opponents who I’m pretty sure work the day shift at Arby’s. When the star’s around, they all gather round.
Stroking his own ego clearly puts a smile on Kevin’s face, as you’d suspect.
KEVIN MEARS
The only one who didn’t appreciate me was Alexis Lemon. My job at Solstice was already half done by the time I got there, because my opponent liked punching herself in the face verbally and all I had to do was pick up the pieces that night. I don’t know if she knew it or not, but that match was going to grant the winner a shot at the Silver State title. And don’t you know who won? Don’t you know who left Los Angeles with a title shot in his pocket? You know what Lemon left the arena with? Her punk card that I left for her after I put her ass on the mat.
He popped a Reese Mini in his mouth as he watched the convenience store for a moment.
KEVIN MEARS
That means at some point in the not too distant future that I’ll face Jack Moreau for the title. And I’ll get to him at a later date. Now let’s get to some questions, your boy has places to be. Who we got first? Okay, is there anyone in Uprising that you like?
He gave a shrug of his shoulders at the question.
KEVIN MEARS
If you’ve paid attention, you’d know the answer to that. I said from the start that I was a Summer supporter. I think Serenity Holmes and I have some common ground. She kinda reminds me of Lemon, just smarter and better looking. Let’s be frank. There’s no one I dislike in Uprising so far. There are some who I think are a waste of flesh, and shouldn’t be breathing my oxygen. But I’m not gonna make a stink of it until I have to face one of them.
Another couple of candies get popped into his mouth as he continues reading.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I going to sign with GCW? That’s not your business right now. There’s someone there who would be very happy to have me if I did, and she’s certainly gotten my attention. I will be paying them a visit soon, especially the Shotgun brand. Who am I talking about that wants to see me come by? Also none of your business, stay tuned. Let’s see what else we got here. Did I get a raise like I asked for after Uprising fired those three nobodies? Listen, I always get what I ask for. Ask everyone who was in the locker room with me at Solstice….oh wait, there wasn’t anyone.
That also brings a grin to his face.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I looking for a manager? Hey, if she looks good, we can talk about it. I like to surround myself with good looking people. What do I do in my free time? Well I just bought a refurbished pinball machine, so I’ve been racking up scores on that. Last question, let’s see. Favorite sexual position? Cowgirl. It’s like having a front row seat for all your favorite things. Alright, that’s gonna do it for now. Like I said earlier, you know what to do if you want more streams with me. I’ll be back before the next Uprising show though, I promise you that. Until then though…
He starts the engine as he sees something that the camera doesn’t.
KEVIN MEARS
I’m the one they come to see, and the only ace in a deck full of jokers. Kevin out.
He touched the screen before the stream ended.
KEVIN MEARS
Hello, Twitch subscribers. Listen, guys. If you want more of these streams, you’re gonna have to get some more subs going. I don’t do this shit for free. I saw in the chat last time that I’m not on here enough. Well fuckers, you can change that buy getting your friends to pony up the money every month. There’s only so much Kevin to go around, so you gotta make it worth my while. I’m stopping on my way to New York City today, and thought I’d come here and talk about whatever you wanted. But I’m gonna talk about Solstice first. Did you see it? Of course, you did. I mean I was part of it, it only makes sense.
He puts the paper bag in the passenger seat before taking a sip of a large soda.
KEVIN MEARS
Do you know how you know when you’re the hottest performer in a company? They put you on immediately as the show starts. Why? Because they know you draw, and I’ve always been a draw. Hell, even people I never dreamed I’d run into or have a conversation with wanted a little bit of my time that night. Everyone wants the rub, I get it. I came in telling you what I was and where I was going in this company, and I haven’t told a lie yet, even though I keep drawing opponents who I’m pretty sure work the day shift at Arby’s. When the star’s around, they all gather round.
Stroking his own ego clearly puts a smile on Kevin’s face, as you’d suspect.
KEVIN MEARS
The only one who didn’t appreciate me was Alexis Lemon. My job at Solstice was already half done by the time I got there, because my opponent liked punching herself in the face verbally and all I had to do was pick up the pieces that night. I don’t know if she knew it or not, but that match was going to grant the winner a shot at the Silver State title. And don’t you know who won? Don’t you know who left Los Angeles with a title shot in his pocket? You know what Lemon left the arena with? Her punk card that I left for her after I put her ass on the mat.
He popped a Reese Mini in his mouth as he watched the convenience store for a moment.
KEVIN MEARS
That means at some point in the not too distant future that I’ll face Jack Moreau for the title. And I’ll get to him at a later date. Now let’s get to some questions, your boy has places to be. Who we got first? Okay, is there anyone in Uprising that you like?
He gave a shrug of his shoulders at the question.
KEVIN MEARS
If you’ve paid attention, you’d know the answer to that. I said from the start that I was a Summer supporter. I think Serenity Holmes and I have some common ground. She kinda reminds me of Lemon, just smarter and better looking. Let’s be frank. There’s no one I dislike in Uprising so far. There are some who I think are a waste of flesh, and shouldn’t be breathing my oxygen. But I’m not gonna make a stink of it until I have to face one of them.
Another couple of candies get popped into his mouth as he continues reading.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I going to sign with GCW? That’s not your business right now. There’s someone there who would be very happy to have me if I did, and she’s certainly gotten my attention. I will be paying them a visit soon, especially the Shotgun brand. Who am I talking about that wants to see me come by? Also none of your business, stay tuned. Let’s see what else we got here. Did I get a raise like I asked for after Uprising fired those three nobodies? Listen, I always get what I ask for. Ask everyone who was in the locker room with me at Solstice….oh wait, there wasn’t anyone.
That also brings a grin to his face.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I looking for a manager? Hey, if she looks good, we can talk about it. I like to surround myself with good looking people. What do I do in my free time? Well I just bought a refurbished pinball machine, so I’ve been racking up scores on that. Last question, let’s see. Favorite sexual position? Cowgirl. It’s like having a front row seat for all your favorite things. Alright, that’s gonna do it for now. Like I said earlier, you know what to do if you want more streams with me. I’ll be back before the next Uprising show though, I promise you that. Until then though…
He starts the engine as he sees something that the camera doesn’t.
KEVIN MEARS
I’m the one they come to see, and the only ace in a deck full of jokers. Kevin out.
He touched the screen before the stream ended.