Post by fullmetal on Aug 18, 2022 2:05:18 GMT -5
RP for SOLSTIC (Season 2 Finale, August 20 2022), vs. 4 Horsewomen vs. Jumping Blonde Angels
BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE
"T is for Translation"
MATCH PROMO/INTERVIEW SECTION_
We fade in to the titanic CLIMAX of BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE, arms stretched out magnanimously. We can see the mouth of his mask moving as he talks, and hear what sounds like the voice-over guy from New Japan Pro-Wrestling speaking Japanese, dubbed over with the same machine-translated-to-English computer voice dubbing over it in English.
CLIMAX: "Greetings UP-RISING fans, I am CLIMAX and I am big happy for announcing promotional talking for BLACK CRUSADE. I was very big sad after BLACK CRUSADE narrow loss of very important match of championship, but now our team has important chance to win a new very important match of championship. We have important chance to restart our very long Touring Of Domination here in UP-RISING. For almost 1 full year, BLACK CRUSADE were very dominant with team of PyreBird & JIRITSU, and Kal-inda Kreegs-dot-er longest reign of championship of tag team with longer than 1 full year."
Kalinda's voice can be heard from off-screen.
KALINDA: "I know the machine translator is pronouncing my name phonetically, but fix that spelling in the output, or you're getting demoted!"
CLIMAX: "Very big apologizing from me, to you Kal-inda Kriegsdottir, after adjustment of text-to-speech machine translation."
KALINDA: "Much better! Continue your monologue that sounds menacing in Japanese but has been montonously dubbed into dryer-than-dust English!"
CLIMAX: "Thank you Kal-inda. BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE very large effort in this tag team match of important chance. JIRITSU and other teammate not revealed for this important chance match have very vicious intention of reminding UP-RISING audience why BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE were most dominant wrestlers in entire UP-RISING for over 1 full year."
PyreBird's voice can also be heard from off-screen.
PB: "Damn straight, we were!"
CLIMAX: "Me, CLIMAX, I am big happy anticipation of my own domination across the next full year for BLACK CRUSADE. It is combination of skill and concentration, so rise to the occasion, and do something amazing. Everything that I do, I dominate."
PB: "...Did you just quote Ezekiel Jackson's theme...?"
KALINDA: (happily) "Yes, because I told him to!"
PB: "Just checking."
CLIMAX: "BLACK CRUSADE has previously faced Jumping Bomb Angels tag team before during championship reign of big time length. BLACK CRUSADE has also previously beaten Jumping Bomb Angels before during championship reign of big time length and before that big time length reign. BLACK CRUSADE has not previously faced The 4 Equestrians before, and this is the first time BLACK CRUSADE will be facing The 4 Equestrians and also BLACK CRUSADE in a triangle match of tag team."
PB: "...Is he even actually saying that in Japanese?"
Yes, Kallie 2, the Japanese voice is in fact saying that stuff in the pre-translated voice-over.
PB: "Oh, cool. Thanks, totally-not-bribed-by-Kalinda-to-call-me-Kallie 2 narrator."
CLIMAX: "BLACK CRUSADE will use this big opportunity match to once again display our reason for becoming champion team."
CLIMAX stops for a second and turns his masked head toward Kalinda. You can see his masked mouth moving, but the audio has, for some strange reason, been completely muted. The assumption is that a confidential conversation is taking place, and it finishes with CLIMAX nodding, and then turning back to the camera.
CLIMAX: "Please pardon my repeating. BLACK CRUSADE is very big excitement for big champion match opportunity, and we are sitting on pin-zu and nee-do-ru-zu. Excuse me..." (a silent beat) "We are sitting on metaphorical pins and needles with big anticipation. Our members of BLACK CRUSADE team are very powerful or very torque wrench or possibly both of these things. It does not matter which two members of BLACK CRUSADE team participate in big opportunity, because all BLACK CRUSADE team are very strong. We will not lose, and even if we do lose we are big winners because we will big destruction on 4 Equestrians team and Jumping Bomb Angels team. We like to big destruction our opponents even if we lose."
Another long silent pause as CLIMAX turns towards Kalinda again and we see but not hear a conversation between them, which finishes with another nod from CLIMAX before he turns back to the camera again and the audio unmutes.
CLIMAX: "Unforunately the instant-translator is powered by very weak battery and battery power is draining. In the future, I will be able to instant-translation for much longer, because this test-drive big happy success! BLACK CRUSADE: conquest consumption and control. Please look forward to it!"
KALINDA: "FANTASTIC work, Maxi. You've earned yourself an extra round of appetizers at dinner tonight, on me! I don't do that often, even for friends. Mainly because I almost never eat the same foods you all do. Not because I can't, but because you've all got some weird tastes."
CLIMAX gives a big comical shrug as we fade out.
END.
BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE
"T is for Translation"
MATCH PROMO/INTERVIEW SECTION_
We fade in to the titanic CLIMAX of BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE, arms stretched out magnanimously. We can see the mouth of his mask moving as he talks, and hear what sounds like the voice-over guy from New Japan Pro-Wrestling speaking Japanese, dubbed over with the same machine-translated-to-English computer voice dubbing over it in English.
CLIMAX: "Greetings UP-RISING fans, I am CLIMAX and I am big happy for announcing promotional talking for BLACK CRUSADE. I was very big sad after BLACK CRUSADE narrow loss of very important match of championship, but now our team has important chance to win a new very important match of championship. We have important chance to restart our very long Touring Of Domination here in UP-RISING. For almost 1 full year, BLACK CRUSADE were very dominant with team of PyreBird & JIRITSU, and Kal-inda Kreegs-dot-er longest reign of championship of tag team with longer than 1 full year."
Kalinda's voice can be heard from off-screen.
KALINDA: "I know the machine translator is pronouncing my name phonetically, but fix that spelling in the output, or you're getting demoted!"
CLIMAX: "Very big apologizing from me, to you Kal-inda Kriegsdottir, after adjustment of text-to-speech machine translation."
KALINDA: "Much better! Continue your monologue that sounds menacing in Japanese but has been montonously dubbed into dryer-than-dust English!"
CLIMAX: "Thank you Kal-inda. BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE very large effort in this tag team match of important chance. JIRITSU and other teammate not revealed for this important chance match have very vicious intention of reminding UP-RISING audience why BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE were most dominant wrestlers in entire UP-RISING for over 1 full year."
PyreBird's voice can also be heard from off-screen.
PB: "Damn straight, we were!"
CLIMAX: "Me, CLIMAX, I am big happy anticipation of my own domination across the next full year for BLACK CRUSADE. It is combination of skill and concentration, so rise to the occasion, and do something amazing. Everything that I do, I dominate."
PB: "...Did you just quote Ezekiel Jackson's theme...?"
KALINDA: (happily) "Yes, because I told him to!"
PB: "Just checking."
CLIMAX: "BLACK CRUSADE has previously faced Jumping Bomb Angels tag team before during championship reign of big time length. BLACK CRUSADE has also previously beaten Jumping Bomb Angels before during championship reign of big time length and before that big time length reign. BLACK CRUSADE has not previously faced The 4 Equestrians before, and this is the first time BLACK CRUSADE will be facing The 4 Equestrians and also BLACK CRUSADE in a triangle match of tag team."
PB: "...Is he even actually saying that in Japanese?"
Yes, Kallie 2, the Japanese voice is in fact saying that stuff in the pre-translated voice-over.
PB: "Oh, cool. Thanks, totally-not-bribed-by-Kalinda-to-call-me-Kallie 2 narrator."
CLIMAX: "BLACK CRUSADE will use this big opportunity match to once again display our reason for becoming champion team."
CLIMAX stops for a second and turns his masked head toward Kalinda. You can see his masked mouth moving, but the audio has, for some strange reason, been completely muted. The assumption is that a confidential conversation is taking place, and it finishes with CLIMAX nodding, and then turning back to the camera.
CLIMAX: "Please pardon my repeating. BLACK CRUSADE is very big excitement for big champion match opportunity, and we are sitting on pin-zu and nee-do-ru-zu. Excuse me..." (a silent beat) "We are sitting on metaphorical pins and needles with big anticipation. Our members of BLACK CRUSADE team are very powerful or very torque wrench or possibly both of these things. It does not matter which two members of BLACK CRUSADE team participate in big opportunity, because all BLACK CRUSADE team are very strong. We will not lose, and even if we do lose we are big winners because we will big destruction on 4 Equestrians team and Jumping Bomb Angels team. We like to big destruction our opponents even if we lose."
Another long silent pause as CLIMAX turns towards Kalinda again and we see but not hear a conversation between them, which finishes with another nod from CLIMAX before he turns back to the camera again and the audio unmutes.
CLIMAX: "Unforunately the instant-translator is powered by very weak battery and battery power is draining. In the future, I will be able to instant-translation for much longer, because this test-drive big happy success! BLACK CRUSADE: conquest consumption and control. Please look forward to it!"
KALINDA: "FANTASTIC work, Maxi. You've earned yourself an extra round of appetizers at dinner tonight, on me! I don't do that often, even for friends. Mainly because I almost never eat the same foods you all do. Not because I can't, but because you've all got some weird tastes."
CLIMAX gives a big comical shrug as we fade out.
END.