Post by Kevin Mears on Aug 11, 2022 11:07:23 GMT -5
The video began on the new Twitch channel of Kevin Mears showing him sitting poolside somewhere in an open silk shirt and red heart-shaped sunglasses that looked like they were dripping. His vibrant purple hair hung down one side of his head as he began.
KEVIN MEARS
What’s up, people? Welcome to the first live stream of yours truly, the one and only Kevin Mears, here poolside. I’m coming to you from Atlantic City, New Jersey, where I live and play all day. Today is hashtag Whatever the fuck Kev Wants Day, so this won’t be a long stream. Hit that Subscribe button, select Tier 3 to join the channel because I don’t go on camera for free. Especially to a bunch of internet geeks. Today, I’m answering questions you have for a little bit. So let’s get at them.
The chat sidebar is scrolling as he stops to read the questions the viewers are sending him.
KEVIN MEARS
Where am I from? I grew up in Waterbury, Connecticut not far from the gold coast. My family owns a third of a major hotel chain, so I live in a suite here in AC rent free, cool right? Next!
He stops long enough to find another question he wants to answer.
KEVIN MEARS
What was my problem with Casey Caesar? I didn’t have a problem with him. I just have no respect for him or anyone who comes up through backyard wrestling. People like that are trash, and I proved that. Dude said I was a dime a dozen. I beat his ass in my Uprising debut, guess that makes him a nickel a thousand.
Someone off camera gets his attention for a half second, causing him to smile before he looks back to the stream chat.
KEVIN MEARS
Why was Trix at the show that night? After Caesar fluked out against her, I told her on Twitter I’d pull his punk card. She wanted to see it, she got what she paid for and got to watch ringside. Then I showed her some of the land whales who tried to win my Eye Candy Contest after the match. She thought they were all fat and ugly too.
Another pause as he reads the chat scrolling.
KEVIN MEARS
Why did I come to Uprising? Heh. Well let’s put it this way, I had something they didn’t already. And on top of that, they offered the most money of the places I’d been talking with before I signed with them. And that’s one of my three P’s, profit. Does that mean I’m going to only work there? No. But anywhere else has to have a damn good offer, though I am currently keeping an eye on Global Championship Wrestling. I hope they appreciate the free plug. Someone there wants me to come visit, so we’ll see.
KEVIN MEARS
Oh, here’s a winner. You think I’m a piece of shit, huh? Well sweetie, who’s paying to watch who right now? Stay mad.
He flashes a wave to someone before he continues.
KEVIN MEARS
Have I ever watched Alexis Lemon matches? For those who don’t know, she’s debuting against me at Solstice on August 20th. Sure, I’ve looked her up on YouTube and even browsed her whiny ass Twitter feed about never winning a match yet but she’s gonna do it this time. The match is even a contender spot for the Silver State title. How the hell is a woman who has never won a match anywhere getting it? I think it’s because management likes me, and has buyer’s remorse from signing this chick. I don’t blame them. I do question the caliber of opponents I get. First, I get emo Butthead from the backyard leagues. Now a chick you could easily mistake for ironing board both in looks and personality. My advice here? Don’t expect the match to go long.
A pair of legs walks behind where he’s sitting, though the camera doesn’t show who before he gives them a wave as they pass.
KEVIN MEARS
What do I look for in a woman? Well that’s easy, she has to be as fit as I am. And can’t keep her eyes or anything else off me. Everything else is negotiable. Ha! What else we got here? Do I play video games? Sometimes, but you’ll never see me do that on this channel. Already enough people doing that here. On this channel, I’m the star, not some game. Wait, did someone seriously ask me who the Uprising Champion was? You’re a fucking moron, aren’t you? Summer Page, look at her and you’ll see why she’s the wrestler that brings all the guys to watch…and I’m here to bring in the female viewership.
That brings a grin to his face.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I looking for a manager or joining a group in wrestling? Anything’s possible. Depends on who it is, what the group is, and what’s in it for me. If it falls under one or more of my three P’s, there’s a very good chance. Have I made friends in Uprising? The better question may be what friends will I bring to Uprising? You can make friends or money in this business, I have friends who make money. Do I have any siblings? Yeah, a sister named Abby.
The next question pertains to his hair, coincidentally as he’s running his hand through it.
KEVIN MEARS
Why do I color my hair purple? No special reason. I like the color. It looks good on me. Sometimes I do red too. There’s no story behind it, it’s just whatever the fuck I think looks good on me. And let’s be honest, everything does. One more question. For fuck’s sake, why do I think I’ll beat Alexis Lemon at Solstice? It’s simple, everyone else has. Why shouldn’t I? And there’s 2 things she and the rest of you can do about it: nothing and like it.
His phone starts ringing in his lap before he picks it up to see who’s calling.
KEVIN MEARS
Answering your questions has been….something, but something much more interesting is calling. Later.
His hand comes toward the screen before the stream ends.
KEVIN MEARS
What’s up, people? Welcome to the first live stream of yours truly, the one and only Kevin Mears, here poolside. I’m coming to you from Atlantic City, New Jersey, where I live and play all day. Today is hashtag Whatever the fuck Kev Wants Day, so this won’t be a long stream. Hit that Subscribe button, select Tier 3 to join the channel because I don’t go on camera for free. Especially to a bunch of internet geeks. Today, I’m answering questions you have for a little bit. So let’s get at them.
The chat sidebar is scrolling as he stops to read the questions the viewers are sending him.
KEVIN MEARS
Where am I from? I grew up in Waterbury, Connecticut not far from the gold coast. My family owns a third of a major hotel chain, so I live in a suite here in AC rent free, cool right? Next!
He stops long enough to find another question he wants to answer.
KEVIN MEARS
What was my problem with Casey Caesar? I didn’t have a problem with him. I just have no respect for him or anyone who comes up through backyard wrestling. People like that are trash, and I proved that. Dude said I was a dime a dozen. I beat his ass in my Uprising debut, guess that makes him a nickel a thousand.
Someone off camera gets his attention for a half second, causing him to smile before he looks back to the stream chat.
KEVIN MEARS
Why was Trix at the show that night? After Caesar fluked out against her, I told her on Twitter I’d pull his punk card. She wanted to see it, she got what she paid for and got to watch ringside. Then I showed her some of the land whales who tried to win my Eye Candy Contest after the match. She thought they were all fat and ugly too.
Another pause as he reads the chat scrolling.
KEVIN MEARS
Why did I come to Uprising? Heh. Well let’s put it this way, I had something they didn’t already. And on top of that, they offered the most money of the places I’d been talking with before I signed with them. And that’s one of my three P’s, profit. Does that mean I’m going to only work there? No. But anywhere else has to have a damn good offer, though I am currently keeping an eye on Global Championship Wrestling. I hope they appreciate the free plug. Someone there wants me to come visit, so we’ll see.
KEVIN MEARS
Oh, here’s a winner. You think I’m a piece of shit, huh? Well sweetie, who’s paying to watch who right now? Stay mad.
He flashes a wave to someone before he continues.
KEVIN MEARS
Have I ever watched Alexis Lemon matches? For those who don’t know, she’s debuting against me at Solstice on August 20th. Sure, I’ve looked her up on YouTube and even browsed her whiny ass Twitter feed about never winning a match yet but she’s gonna do it this time. The match is even a contender spot for the Silver State title. How the hell is a woman who has never won a match anywhere getting it? I think it’s because management likes me, and has buyer’s remorse from signing this chick. I don’t blame them. I do question the caliber of opponents I get. First, I get emo Butthead from the backyard leagues. Now a chick you could easily mistake for ironing board both in looks and personality. My advice here? Don’t expect the match to go long.
A pair of legs walks behind where he’s sitting, though the camera doesn’t show who before he gives them a wave as they pass.
KEVIN MEARS
What do I look for in a woman? Well that’s easy, she has to be as fit as I am. And can’t keep her eyes or anything else off me. Everything else is negotiable. Ha! What else we got here? Do I play video games? Sometimes, but you’ll never see me do that on this channel. Already enough people doing that here. On this channel, I’m the star, not some game. Wait, did someone seriously ask me who the Uprising Champion was? You’re a fucking moron, aren’t you? Summer Page, look at her and you’ll see why she’s the wrestler that brings all the guys to watch…and I’m here to bring in the female viewership.
That brings a grin to his face.
KEVIN MEARS
Am I looking for a manager or joining a group in wrestling? Anything’s possible. Depends on who it is, what the group is, and what’s in it for me. If it falls under one or more of my three P’s, there’s a very good chance. Have I made friends in Uprising? The better question may be what friends will I bring to Uprising? You can make friends or money in this business, I have friends who make money. Do I have any siblings? Yeah, a sister named Abby.
The next question pertains to his hair, coincidentally as he’s running his hand through it.
KEVIN MEARS
Why do I color my hair purple? No special reason. I like the color. It looks good on me. Sometimes I do red too. There’s no story behind it, it’s just whatever the fuck I think looks good on me. And let’s be honest, everything does. One more question. For fuck’s sake, why do I think I’ll beat Alexis Lemon at Solstice? It’s simple, everyone else has. Why shouldn’t I? And there’s 2 things she and the rest of you can do about it: nothing and like it.
His phone starts ringing in his lap before he picks it up to see who’s calling.
KEVIN MEARS
Answering your questions has been….something, but something much more interesting is calling. Later.
His hand comes toward the screen before the stream ends.