Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2022 20:03:02 GMT -5
We are backstage at the world renown Silver State Arena in Reno, Nevada for a pre taped promo with the former UPRISING Champion Luther Thunder dressed up in all black.
LUTHER THUNDER
Evening all and just in case you forgot who I am, my name is Luther Thunder. I am the First ever UPRISING champion and while mst people choose to conveniently forget it along with my presence in this company that can not be denied, my name is synonymous to to UPRISING and as much as people want to bicker about who is the best champion I will always and forever the first one, that is something no one can ever take away from me without worrying who’s in charge. Now who is it I am? I am the most successful member of my family, the eldest of three siblings and the true patriarch of the family and I am also the man who is 2-0 up against the Luchadork, the arguably most loveable fan favourite of all time for this roster.
He smirks wide as Esme Thunder shows up next to him, ruffling his hair. He smiles wide.
LUTHER THUNDER
All I did for this company, being part of it since day1, where are my merchandise, people are ripping those damn disgusting Luchadork beanies from the shelves, they love the this Leavenworth more than me, after all I did for them after all I gave them, let me be honest with you folks the Thunders and Leavenworhts have always always been on shall we say great terms in the past. I’ve been a firm supporter of Ignis since the start but let’s be honest she doesn’t have what it takes to beat me does she? I’ve beaten her twice already, this is a best of five series. All I have to do is beat her one more time and..
VOICE
Yada... yada... yada.
Luther’s face scrunches up as the former UPRIISNG Champion, the Luchadork, walks into shot.
THE LUCHADORK
Yes, Luther, we’ve heard it all before. You are the patriarch of your family, the number one Thunder, yada, yada, yada. And yes, I accept that you have two wins against me. But... let’s be honest, you’ve had a little... ringside assistance, in that regard. In the form of your good lady.
ESME THUNDER
I am merely here to support my husband...
THE LUCHADORK
Yeah. That’s nice. Well the truth is, I have a couple friends who want to support me too. So as you, Mr. Thunder, have had a woman who wants to “support” you, I would like to introduce you to a woman who is dedicated to supporting ME. My best friend in the whole world, and a woman who wants to see me win against anyone and EVERYONE, even you Luthiepooh... my BFF... TARA THUNDER!!!
Without warning we get Tara Thunder showing up with a Luchadork hoodie and a beanie hat.
TARA THUNDER
Big bro, I asked you, to unite the family and the thing is you went against our own blood. I just wanted us to be united to support you..
LUTHER THUNDER
Tara..but..first the Dallins family Now this: The Leavenworths you loathe being a THUNDER that much?! What is this..after all I did for you and this is how you pay me back..
TARA THUNDER
Pay you back? Do I owe you something, you are a bully, you are a brute you think you can force us all into this mold, you think you can control us and for what? Because you are our brother? Luthie, we love you but big bro. You aren’t the protector anymore, you can’t boss us around..
LUTHER THUNDER
Us..what the..what do you mean US?!
Next up we see the familiar weird and twisted face of Nathan Thunder wearing a Luchadork Beanie on top of his ripped up usual outfit.
NATHAN THUNDER
EY BRO, nice to see ya. Do watch out for those burning embers because if the Luchadork catches you with that, Esme might have to offer a helping hand instead.
Luther stands there flustered.
LUTHER THUNDER
You take that back, you two can’t be serious about this, that’s a LEAVENWORTH you are choosing over your own BROTHER!
TARA THUNDER
I thought you always said our families were close, how you supported Ignis and let’s not forget about your little adventure with Undine..
ESME THUNDER
*GROWLS*
TARA THUNDER
Just the facts sis, I still love ya, you just picked a weird man to fall for and once Ignis makes him tap for his life at least I know he will have someone to look after him.
THE LUCHADORK
Don’t you get it, Luther? Our families have been thick as thieves for a decade, but the simple fact is, that when your siblings take a step back and look at reality, it’s kinda obvious that... well, maybe you din’t show the love and appreciation for your siblings you always claimed. I mean... I’m not calling you a bad “patriarch”, but as someone who’s listened to Undine talking about how she’s the “matriarch” of the Leavnworths for 15 years... that shit gets real old, real quick. And frankly, Luther, no offense... but you’re kind of a massive dullard. And your Luchadork pal... is kind of a lot more fun!
LUTHER THUNDER
This is not about fun this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING I am 2-0 up already in a best of five series, what do you think you will do about it?
THE LUCHADORK
Win this match to turn the tide? I mean obviously what else would I do?
She looks over to the two other Thunders who nod along.
LUTHER THUNDER
Traitors! I’ll get you for this, you will regret picking sides against the family!
THE LUCHADORK
Picking sides? They’re not picking sides. They are merely... following their hearts. Nathaniel loves the Luchadork merchandise. And Tara...
Ignis turns to Tara, and they hug each other, before sharing a passionate kiss.
THE LUCHADORK
You see Luthiepoo? The Luchadork is not just your brother’s favourite wrestler Your...
She takes Tara’s hand.
THE LUCHADORK
..your sister’s favourite wrestler...
She kisses Tara again as Luther glares at her.
THE LUCHADORK
But considering how much merch of mine he bought... your DAD’S favourite wrestler.
She grinned at him, as Tara snuggles her.
THE LUCHADORK
2-0 to you? Sounds like 3-2 to me already... doesn’t it?
Ignis walks away with Tara & Nathan as we see Luther get livid with Esme trying to convey his frustration and emotions into words, before he sees the camera.
LUTHER THUNDER
Get that the hell out of here! I’ll finish her at UNLEASHED 2, get those stupid Luchadork beanies while they last because once I retire that jezebel of Wales those will be collectibles!
The camera steps back as Esme shoves in.
ESME THUNDER
YOU HEARD THE CHAMP, TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
We cut off violently as the show moves on.
LUTHER THUNDER
Evening all and just in case you forgot who I am, my name is Luther Thunder. I am the First ever UPRISING champion and while mst people choose to conveniently forget it along with my presence in this company that can not be denied, my name is synonymous to to UPRISING and as much as people want to bicker about who is the best champion I will always and forever the first one, that is something no one can ever take away from me without worrying who’s in charge. Now who is it I am? I am the most successful member of my family, the eldest of three siblings and the true patriarch of the family and I am also the man who is 2-0 up against the Luchadork, the arguably most loveable fan favourite of all time for this roster.
He smirks wide as Esme Thunder shows up next to him, ruffling his hair. He smiles wide.
LUTHER THUNDER
All I did for this company, being part of it since day1, where are my merchandise, people are ripping those damn disgusting Luchadork beanies from the shelves, they love the this Leavenworth more than me, after all I did for them after all I gave them, let me be honest with you folks the Thunders and Leavenworhts have always always been on shall we say great terms in the past. I’ve been a firm supporter of Ignis since the start but let’s be honest she doesn’t have what it takes to beat me does she? I’ve beaten her twice already, this is a best of five series. All I have to do is beat her one more time and..
VOICE
Yada... yada... yada.
Luther’s face scrunches up as the former UPRIISNG Champion, the Luchadork, walks into shot.
THE LUCHADORK
Yes, Luther, we’ve heard it all before. You are the patriarch of your family, the number one Thunder, yada, yada, yada. And yes, I accept that you have two wins against me. But... let’s be honest, you’ve had a little... ringside assistance, in that regard. In the form of your good lady.
ESME THUNDER
I am merely here to support my husband...
THE LUCHADORK
Yeah. That’s nice. Well the truth is, I have a couple friends who want to support me too. So as you, Mr. Thunder, have had a woman who wants to “support” you, I would like to introduce you to a woman who is dedicated to supporting ME. My best friend in the whole world, and a woman who wants to see me win against anyone and EVERYONE, even you Luthiepooh... my BFF... TARA THUNDER!!!
Without warning we get Tara Thunder showing up with a Luchadork hoodie and a beanie hat.
TARA THUNDER
Big bro, I asked you, to unite the family and the thing is you went against our own blood. I just wanted us to be united to support you..
LUTHER THUNDER
Tara..but..first the Dallins family Now this: The Leavenworths you loathe being a THUNDER that much?! What is this..after all I did for you and this is how you pay me back..
TARA THUNDER
Pay you back? Do I owe you something, you are a bully, you are a brute you think you can force us all into this mold, you think you can control us and for what? Because you are our brother? Luthie, we love you but big bro. You aren’t the protector anymore, you can’t boss us around..
LUTHER THUNDER
Us..what the..what do you mean US?!
Next up we see the familiar weird and twisted face of Nathan Thunder wearing a Luchadork Beanie on top of his ripped up usual outfit.
NATHAN THUNDER
EY BRO, nice to see ya. Do watch out for those burning embers because if the Luchadork catches you with that, Esme might have to offer a helping hand instead.
Luther stands there flustered.
LUTHER THUNDER
You take that back, you two can’t be serious about this, that’s a LEAVENWORTH you are choosing over your own BROTHER!
TARA THUNDER
I thought you always said our families were close, how you supported Ignis and let’s not forget about your little adventure with Undine..
ESME THUNDER
*GROWLS*
TARA THUNDER
Just the facts sis, I still love ya, you just picked a weird man to fall for and once Ignis makes him tap for his life at least I know he will have someone to look after him.
THE LUCHADORK
Don’t you get it, Luther? Our families have been thick as thieves for a decade, but the simple fact is, that when your siblings take a step back and look at reality, it’s kinda obvious that... well, maybe you din’t show the love and appreciation for your siblings you always claimed. I mean... I’m not calling you a bad “patriarch”, but as someone who’s listened to Undine talking about how she’s the “matriarch” of the Leavnworths for 15 years... that shit gets real old, real quick. And frankly, Luther, no offense... but you’re kind of a massive dullard. And your Luchadork pal... is kind of a lot more fun!
LUTHER THUNDER
This is not about fun this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING I am 2-0 up already in a best of five series, what do you think you will do about it?
THE LUCHADORK
Win this match to turn the tide? I mean obviously what else would I do?
She looks over to the two other Thunders who nod along.
LUTHER THUNDER
Traitors! I’ll get you for this, you will regret picking sides against the family!
THE LUCHADORK
Picking sides? They’re not picking sides. They are merely... following their hearts. Nathaniel loves the Luchadork merchandise. And Tara...
Ignis turns to Tara, and they hug each other, before sharing a passionate kiss.
THE LUCHADORK
You see Luthiepoo? The Luchadork is not just your brother’s favourite wrestler Your...
She takes Tara’s hand.
THE LUCHADORK
..your sister’s favourite wrestler...
She kisses Tara again as Luther glares at her.
THE LUCHADORK
But considering how much merch of mine he bought... your DAD’S favourite wrestler.
She grinned at him, as Tara snuggles her.
THE LUCHADORK
2-0 to you? Sounds like 3-2 to me already... doesn’t it?
Ignis walks away with Tara & Nathan as we see Luther get livid with Esme trying to convey his frustration and emotions into words, before he sees the camera.
LUTHER THUNDER
Get that the hell out of here! I’ll finish her at UNLEASHED 2, get those stupid Luchadork beanies while they last because once I retire that jezebel of Wales those will be collectibles!
The camera steps back as Esme shoves in.
ESME THUNDER
YOU HEARD THE CHAMP, TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
We cut off violently as the show moves on.