Post by Deleted on May 14, 2021 16:28:25 GMT -5
We open the scene where we see Americana Manager Extraordinaire Arianna Manning, alongside her big beefy boi, a true red, white and blue hero for the ages Gaston Gillet, and UPRISING’s resident LUCHADORK, who as per usual is rocking all the latest LUCHADORK merch, which is available to purchase live at all UPRISING events as well as online!
ARIANNA MANNING
Hello, people of the UPRISING App! I am Arianna Manning, BUT OF COURSE, and I am here with two of the three people who will make up THE WINNING team in this Saturday’s big Eliminator match, the big sexy Gaston Gillet, and the... uh... little sexy LUCHADORK?!
IGNIS
Works for me.
ARIANNA MANNING
Okay great! So we’re here on the UPRISING app, and once again I’m gonna be reading out your fan questions for these two fine individuals! And after last time, I’ve pre-scanned these to make sure there were no questions from annoying siblings. OKAY! So first up is a question from Ben Stillborn in Boston... “Both of you failed to qualify for the Chamber on the last Revolution. How do you plan on stamping your ticket this time around?”
IGNIS
Well, we both kinda had extenuating circumstances, I mean, Gaston’s opponent went missing, so he was given the old switcheroo. And I had an unfortunate t-shirt cannon related incident I’d rather not talk about.
GASTON
What do I plan to stamp my ticket, well in the good ol’ American way of winning! For all you non red-white-and blues out there that translates to: by not losing. Besides how could I look at Ignis, Look at Amber Ryan, that’s some star studded trio we are like the Three musketeers if they were exceptional wrestlers..and then there’s Arianna!
ARIANNA MANNING
..wow then there’s Ari huh?
GASTON
Yeah you are the D'artagnan.. D’Aritan if you will.
ARIANNA MANNING
I do love a literate man, but you better win this time. Your sister told me if she loses any more money on your matches, she’s gonna have to work on the street.
GASTON
MON DIEU!!!
ARIANNA MANNING
Yeah, she’s applied for a job on one of those road sweeper things. No way to make a living. ANYWAY! Second question is from a Michael Weed. He asks “Hey, how can I get in shape like Gaston and get the hot chicks, like Ari?” Well that is an excellent question! Gaston here has a very strict workout regimen, don’t you sweetiepops?
GASTON
I sure do and I have one hell of a cook working on my diet. Good ol’ american delights like roast beef and barbecue.
He smiles at the camera rubbing his stomach.
GASTON
MMMM, TASTY!~
IGNIS
And when he is working out, he... and you too... gotta wear MY EXCLUSIVE LUCHADORK WORKOUT GEAR! WE GOT TANKTOPS, SHORTS AND...
She looks at Arianna who is glaring at her.
IGNIS
Too much?
ARIANNA MANNING
Little bit. But yes, workout and diet are both equally important. I suggest you get a personal trainer who can guide you, and make sure they’re excellent like me. Don’t go giving money to no haphazard dumbasses.
IGNIS
HEY! I may be shilling, but I’m not...
ARIANNA MANNING
I was talking about bad PTs, you freakin’ dork! There’s some scam artists out there, you know.
IGNIS
Oh, okay. Scam artists suck. Luckily my merchandise is all high quality and...
ARIANNA MANNING
MOVING ON.
IGNIS
Oh, before you do, I brought you guys something.
She reaches into her bag, and pulls out a large blue LUCHADORK shirt and a smaller pink one.
IGNIS
FREE GEAR FOR MY TAG BUDDIES!
Arianna blinks.
ARIANNA MANNING
F-Free?!
She grabs the shirt, holding it up.
ARIANNA MANNING
WOW IGNIS, this sure feels like a high quality product! And you can buy YOURS live at UPRISING events or online!
All this was going on Gaston seemed puzzled holding his shirt.
GASTON
That’s nice and all but where’s Amber’s shirt?
ARIANNA MANNING
Sweetie how would you fit all those bulging muscles to her shirt, it won’t fit you stop worrying!
GASTON
Yeah but, what I meant is..we are a team and while Amber isn’t here we all know that all three of us are better than the other three we are individually better than the trio we are facing..I mean are they even going to have a full team of three since..
ARIANNA MANNING
GREAT GHOST OF ANDREW JACKSON! YOU ARE RIGHT, I MEAN AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST SHOW AND..
We see Ignis shudder.
IGNIS
That poor poor boy, think it would cheer him up if I sent him a shirt? Supreme Machine damn near killed him. I know he has a hardcore pedigree and all, but you don’t just bounce back from what Supreme Machine did. I mean hell, I was wrecked for a week after just going through a bloody table. He can’t be coming into this match in good condition. As for our old friend Christina...
ARIANNA MANNING
THE HOMEWRECKING BITCH...
IGNIS
....I’m pretty sure your husband got with her AFTER you broke up?
GASTON
No, that cannot be true, that would mean Arianna has lied this entire time, and she would never, ever do such a heinous thing, would you my little flower?
Arianna looks incredibly uncomfortable.
ARIANNA MANNING
THE POINT IS, that she’s won a load of titles around the world and all that, but she’s no team player. She’s a selfish, self-serving cow. That doesn’t win team matches. I mean look at the pair of you. Neither of you would be selfish or try and push your own agendas over a common goal, would you?
Both shake their head, Ignis shoving a t-shirt out of sight as she does so.
ARIANNA MANNING
Exactly.
IGNIS
Besides, it’s not even just about the chamber. We need to avenge the Avenger after the last show!
ARIANNA MANNING
You like the Avenger?
IGNIS
Of course! He’s a superhero, a fighter for all good and just in the world!
ARIANNA MANNING
Dorks like superheroes.
IGNIS
HEY! I’m not a... oh wait, yes I am! Carry on!
GASTON
These are some soft shirts though, real soft. Thanks Ignis, you sure you don’t want any money for this, doesn’t seem like a right thing to do just get top shelf stuff for free?
With that we hear him grunt as Arianna kicks him off picture and mutters.
ARIANNA MANNING
Shut up, you will ruin everything.
She flashes a wide smirk to the camera.
ARIANNA MANNING
Looks like we are out of time folks, see ya’ll all in REVOLUTION 11 and remember..
IGNIS
Wait..I’m still getting paid, right?
ARIANNA MANNING
REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED BAIIIII~
With that we cut off to the UPRISING logo.
ARIANNA MANNING
Hello, people of the UPRISING App! I am Arianna Manning, BUT OF COURSE, and I am here with two of the three people who will make up THE WINNING team in this Saturday’s big Eliminator match, the big sexy Gaston Gillet, and the... uh... little sexy LUCHADORK?!
IGNIS
Works for me.
ARIANNA MANNING
Okay great! So we’re here on the UPRISING app, and once again I’m gonna be reading out your fan questions for these two fine individuals! And after last time, I’ve pre-scanned these to make sure there were no questions from annoying siblings. OKAY! So first up is a question from Ben Stillborn in Boston... “Both of you failed to qualify for the Chamber on the last Revolution. How do you plan on stamping your ticket this time around?”
IGNIS
Well, we both kinda had extenuating circumstances, I mean, Gaston’s opponent went missing, so he was given the old switcheroo. And I had an unfortunate t-shirt cannon related incident I’d rather not talk about.
GASTON
What do I plan to stamp my ticket, well in the good ol’ American way of winning! For all you non red-white-and blues out there that translates to: by not losing. Besides how could I look at Ignis, Look at Amber Ryan, that’s some star studded trio we are like the Three musketeers if they were exceptional wrestlers..and then there’s Arianna!
ARIANNA MANNING
..wow then there’s Ari huh?
GASTON
Yeah you are the D'artagnan.. D’Aritan if you will.
ARIANNA MANNING
I do love a literate man, but you better win this time. Your sister told me if she loses any more money on your matches, she’s gonna have to work on the street.
GASTON
MON DIEU!!!
ARIANNA MANNING
Yeah, she’s applied for a job on one of those road sweeper things. No way to make a living. ANYWAY! Second question is from a Michael Weed. He asks “Hey, how can I get in shape like Gaston and get the hot chicks, like Ari?” Well that is an excellent question! Gaston here has a very strict workout regimen, don’t you sweetiepops?
GASTON
I sure do and I have one hell of a cook working on my diet. Good ol’ american delights like roast beef and barbecue.
He smiles at the camera rubbing his stomach.
GASTON
MMMM, TASTY!~
IGNIS
And when he is working out, he... and you too... gotta wear MY EXCLUSIVE LUCHADORK WORKOUT GEAR! WE GOT TANKTOPS, SHORTS AND...
She looks at Arianna who is glaring at her.
IGNIS
Too much?
ARIANNA MANNING
Little bit. But yes, workout and diet are both equally important. I suggest you get a personal trainer who can guide you, and make sure they’re excellent like me. Don’t go giving money to no haphazard dumbasses.
IGNIS
HEY! I may be shilling, but I’m not...
ARIANNA MANNING
I was talking about bad PTs, you freakin’ dork! There’s some scam artists out there, you know.
IGNIS
Oh, okay. Scam artists suck. Luckily my merchandise is all high quality and...
ARIANNA MANNING
MOVING ON.
IGNIS
Oh, before you do, I brought you guys something.
She reaches into her bag, and pulls out a large blue LUCHADORK shirt and a smaller pink one.
IGNIS
FREE GEAR FOR MY TAG BUDDIES!
Arianna blinks.
ARIANNA MANNING
F-Free?!
She grabs the shirt, holding it up.
ARIANNA MANNING
WOW IGNIS, this sure feels like a high quality product! And you can buy YOURS live at UPRISING events or online!
All this was going on Gaston seemed puzzled holding his shirt.
GASTON
That’s nice and all but where’s Amber’s shirt?
ARIANNA MANNING
Sweetie how would you fit all those bulging muscles to her shirt, it won’t fit you stop worrying!
GASTON
Yeah but, what I meant is..we are a team and while Amber isn’t here we all know that all three of us are better than the other three we are individually better than the trio we are facing..I mean are they even going to have a full team of three since..
ARIANNA MANNING
GREAT GHOST OF ANDREW JACKSON! YOU ARE RIGHT, I MEAN AFTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST SHOW AND..
We see Ignis shudder.
IGNIS
That poor poor boy, think it would cheer him up if I sent him a shirt? Supreme Machine damn near killed him. I know he has a hardcore pedigree and all, but you don’t just bounce back from what Supreme Machine did. I mean hell, I was wrecked for a week after just going through a bloody table. He can’t be coming into this match in good condition. As for our old friend Christina...
ARIANNA MANNING
THE HOMEWRECKING BITCH...
IGNIS
....I’m pretty sure your husband got with her AFTER you broke up?
GASTON
No, that cannot be true, that would mean Arianna has lied this entire time, and she would never, ever do such a heinous thing, would you my little flower?
Arianna looks incredibly uncomfortable.
ARIANNA MANNING
THE POINT IS, that she’s won a load of titles around the world and all that, but she’s no team player. She’s a selfish, self-serving cow. That doesn’t win team matches. I mean look at the pair of you. Neither of you would be selfish or try and push your own agendas over a common goal, would you?
Both shake their head, Ignis shoving a t-shirt out of sight as she does so.
ARIANNA MANNING
Exactly.
IGNIS
Besides, it’s not even just about the chamber. We need to avenge the Avenger after the last show!
ARIANNA MANNING
You like the Avenger?
IGNIS
Of course! He’s a superhero, a fighter for all good and just in the world!
ARIANNA MANNING
Dorks like superheroes.
IGNIS
HEY! I’m not a... oh wait, yes I am! Carry on!
GASTON
These are some soft shirts though, real soft. Thanks Ignis, you sure you don’t want any money for this, doesn’t seem like a right thing to do just get top shelf stuff for free?
With that we hear him grunt as Arianna kicks him off picture and mutters.
ARIANNA MANNING
Shut up, you will ruin everything.
She flashes a wide smirk to the camera.
ARIANNA MANNING
Looks like we are out of time folks, see ya’ll all in REVOLUTION 11 and remember..
IGNIS
Wait..I’m still getting paid, right?
ARIANNA MANNING
REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED BAIIIII~
With that we cut off to the UPRISING logo.