Post by J on Feb 28, 2021 9:18:43 GMT -5
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We open up to a view of two men, very similar yet different: Both smaller in stature and build yet dressed and looking very different, one with a dark suit, shirt, slacks and tie the other with a fur coat and a whole lot of god, bare chest exposing tattoos and cut off raggedy pair of shorts along with sneakers. Behind them stands a mountain of man expressionless and devoid of all emotions. If he wasn’t standing there towering over to two seated men you could wonder if he even existed, or was alive, statuesque and still. The trio of course was Trinacria. Nico Pazzini, Ricky Rhodes seated, with Vincenzo Riina overlooking them. Rhodes sits there looking unwell, gulping from a bottle of water as if to rinse out the proverbial bad taste from his mouth as Pazzini is the one who speaks up.
Nico: Ciao Uprising, it’s ya main man Nico P-A-Double Z-I-N-I here with Ricky Rhodes! Say hi to the people Rick!
He glances at Ricky who just coughs and reaches for the water, Nico chuckles.
Nico: Scuse for Rick here, since he ate that damn sock against Tiny Timmy Busch he seems to have this bad taste in his throat that he just can’t get rid of. I know whatcha thinking, it’s been weeks but I wouldn’t be surprised if he started throwing up hairballs at any given moment. So that Lumberjack match didn’t go as we thought, especially how you thought didn’t it Rick?
He looks over at Ricky who glares at him murderously and has a coughing fit while Nico isn’t even pretending to contain his schadenfreude.
Nico: Easy there Richard, I’d tell you to put a sock in it but I believe your previous opponent already did.
He howls out a hyena like cackle.
Nico: Get it Rick? Because he choked you out with that crusty sockpuppet!
He sits there wiping the corners of his eyes before shaking his head and catching his breath.
Nico: Alright, alright. All jokes aside. Needless to say to the brothers bush-league, had it been a real match with me and Vin to even the odds none of you mooks would have even made it out of the ring! Hell had Rick let me replace him in the match I would have fed Tiny tha wretched jerkoff instrument he stuffs down his trousers AND fed him that that stupid mask too after that! Do you realize just how stupid you look Tiny?! Do you have any idea what it looks like when an bloated, greasy haired oxygen thief like you trying to cover his carcass up with something baggy so the people would not see just what a walking disaster you are. I mean if you got your fashion sense from your brothers then it’s understandable because let’s be honest Timbo you clearly aren’t the brains of the operation to begin with just makes me wonder which one of the other two is? The wannabe hippie trapped in a permanent acid trip time travel or the supposed fighter who has about as much temper as he has common sense or any resemblance of a vocabulary. That being said, for your sake I hope the three of you get knocked out of the tournament before we get a chance to deliver some payback for the embarrassment you and your little gal pals at The Crush put together at Coronation.
While delivering this statement it seems that Nico Pazzini with his fur coat, the gold chains, the dyed out blond mess of hair and copious amounts of tattoos along with his shorts and sneakers truly believes he is the one room to criticize the way people look.
Nico: Now that brings me to the pair of people we are supposed to be facing this Saturday Amber Ryan and Mac Bane, I mean Amber is a lot easier on the eyes than some of the birds on this roster and Mac probably knows a bit more about putting up a fight besides just pulling a sock out of his trousers. So it seems like Trinacria is at least getting to face something of a resemblance of relevance and not just a collection of freaks that UPRISING seems to let run loose without any kind of control or supervision. Sure some sad stuff happened during round one and we lost some teams but who really cares? We are still here and we are going to go forward now Amber, I am looking forward to making you sweat, squeal and moan but if you feel like saving that for post match just park your pretty ass on the apron and watch the Palermo Panther go to work on Mac, Muscles marinara, bolognese bull..a true specimen of Sicilian Stud out on display for all the women of the audience to see will go Muhammad Ali on your partner. Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, rumble young man rumble! I got the footwork to put Michael Flatlely to shame,fastest fists this side of Sicily and while I may not look like the biggest or beefiest boy on the roster but madonna don’t let that fool ya, I can throw these things!
He puts up his bony fists and fixes his coat those heavy chains rattling around.
Nico: You could claim that as a team, as a unit you two got more experience but Trinacria is a sleeper choice for this tournament not just because people are clearly sleeping on us and how dangerous we can truly be but because the big man over there. Is as bad of a monster as any one of the ones the roster already has. LEGION, Supreme Machine, JC, I’d put some real dough on Vincenzo over any of them in the right circumstances. Together, Rick, me and Vin are the holy trinity of tag team wrestling. There is not a team in this company that could beat us. I guaran-damn-tee that but don’t take my word for it. See what happens to Mac and Amber on Saturday March 6th and get on the bandwagon for UPRISING’s first ever Tag Team Champions while you still can, because real recognize real and G recognizes G’s ya feelin’ me? Rick! Got anything you wanna tell these people?!
He glances over at Ricky Rhodes who looks far from alright with the way he’s feeling.
Nico: Didn’t think so! We’ll be seeing you, stronzos on Saturday, Arrivederci!
With that the video cuts off to the UPRISING LOGO before fading out to black.