Post by JaceParkerDavidson on Feb 23, 2024 14:13:01 GMT -5
Is it just me or are things… quiet?
I mean, it’s not uncommon for things to be on the quieter side but this seems to be more quiet than normal, especially with the Terrordome Supershow drawing ever closer. You would think that the name Terrordome would spark interest and talk amongst the fans and the wrestlers on the UPRISING roster.
But if you look around on social media lately, the hype for the Terrordome Supershow is dryer than the vagina of a woman that has slept with Kevin Mears.
[insert Spongebob ‘Hi Kevin’ gif here]
Honestly, you… the casual fan. Can you name me a match on the Terrordome card that isn’t Madison vs. Serenity or the Terrordome match itself? It’s not like most of the roster isn’t active on social media. It just seems that they are active about everything BUT the Terrordome card.
And yeah, I know. I’ve been carrying much of the weight regarding the Terrordome match.
I’m just as pissed off about that as you are.
I know Samantha has done some interviews and such about the match but she’s also been busy with a fake Samoan God and whatever the hell is happening in DWL at the moment. Not to mention the constant whining from Serenity Holmes about how she’s her “Family.”
So… where are the other two wrestlers in this match?
The last I checked GORGO was trolling Serenity and inviting the other three of us in the match to dinner where she “promises” not to poison our food. And of course, the Champion Kalinda came out from wherever the fuck she’s been hiding and asked for extra poison.
Is this it?
Is this what has become of the main event scene in UPRISING?
I know I’ve said it before but… isn’t becoming UPRISING World Champion the whole reason for GORGO’s existence? And now she’s popping up every so often on social media and calling herself the Booker.
Yeah, haha, you beat the living dog shit out of Ravenswood and strong-armed a good portion of this card. And while I’m grateful you decided to include me in whatever fucked up plan you have rolling around between your ears. It doesn’t change the fact that what you did isn’t at all impressive or requires the slightest bit of talent.
Look at you, Yelena, and then look at Ravenswood.
There is nothing about that fight even the slightest bit challenging. I’m pretty sure at this point that Mateo could accomplish what you did to Ravenswood. And that’s the thing, isn’t it? You’ve gone through all this trouble to do the cat-and-mouse game with Rick. You’ve screamed from the rooftops about revenge and what you’ve earned.
Now here it is right here in front of you and you’re like a cat disinterested in a new toy.
It doesn’t take a genius to see that the math isn’t adding up at all. So, what is it, exactly? What is the ulterior motive or big swerve you’re going to spring on us? Is it that you and Kalinda are going to form some kind of Alliance? Or maybe it’s the fact that you and Ravenswood have been in cahoots the entire time?
I’m smart enough to know you wouldn’t be this relaxed and laid back about a match of this level if you didn’t have an Ace up your sleeve.
I feel dirty just making that reference.
[insert Spongebob ‘Hi Kevin’ gif here again]
Let’s not forget about the Champion, Kalinda. The literal dragon of the UPRISING roster just doesn’t seem to be as thrilled to be holding that belt as everyone else would be. Or maybe she doesn’t see me, Samantha, or GORGO as a threat.
Then again being an Isekai’d entity from another world, I’m pretty sure she thinks that whatever the three of us can throw at her won’t be anything she can’t handle. It makes me wonder if Kalinda has ever taken a wrestling match seriously. If she’s even been faced against an opponent that would make her train for that match. I honestly have no earthly clue what the hell Kalinda does with her free time. However, her demeanor doesn’t exactly scream that she’s training her tail off to prepare for any person(s) for any match.
Most would consider that confidence in their own abilities. She IS a dragon. Though, if you ask me? I see it as nothing more than arrogance and a sense of entitlement.
And yeah, I know if Kalinda ever finds out I said that she’ll let out a hearty belly laugh and say of course it is. She is a Supervillain after all.
Yeaaaaaah.
I don’t care if you’re a human or a dragon. Arrogance in one’s abilities without putting in the work will one day bite you in the ass. I doubt Kalinda knows what it’s like to have to work, train, and grind for battles against mere human beings.
It would be like if aliens landed on Earth. They would undoubtedly think they were the superior species just because they’ve figured out space travel. They would be arrogant enough to land here thinking they wouldn’t be in any danger against a human being. That would be a huge mistake on their part and Kalinda’s part. We haven’t crawled around on this little blue rock for as long as we have without knowing how to face adversity.
Then again… I could be looking at this whole thing completely wrong.
Maybe it’s not my opponents who are the problem here, maybe it’s me. I am the one person that no one expected to be in this match. Some could argue that I’ve done nothing in UPRISING yet to warrant being in this match. There is of course the fact that Yelena is going around taking credit for “booking” this match and all that.
But what if I’ve just rubbed everyone the wrong way?
What if I am the thing that has made everyone else lose interest?
It would certainly explain why Samantha isn’t as full steam ahead about this match as she is about all the other matches she has in other companies. I know she is having trouble separating our personal lives from our business ones.
Maybe it’s my ex-wife all over again.
Someone who felt like they were living in my shadow. Someone who felt like the moment they found success, I should immediately step back into their shadow and not continue my quest for the same goal.
Is that the case here?
Is Samantha jealous? Or maybe even pissed off that I might swoop in here and pluck that UPRISING World Championship belt for myself instead of helping her regain what she lost?
Any person I’ve talked to about the situation has always advised me to do the opposite of what I did with Tara. They felt that stepping back and letting Samantha shine would be better for my overall life and comfort in the future. I’d be lying if I said a part of me didn’t feel the same way.
But… if that is the case then maybe I need to re-evaluate my relationship with Miss Tolson.
In my heart, I want to just believe that no one in this match, outside of yours truly, knows what it means to be a great World Champion. Samantha’s been to the mountain top plenty of times and held that belt proudly in various promotions. That being said, I know her better than some people. I know how hard it hits her with she ends up losing a title she’s won.
Defeat and Samantha Tolson will never be friends.
Sure, it’s positive motivation to keep her in the gym and makes her continually do the work. It always helps push her to get even better. But when all that hard work doesn’t cash in?
Her world begins to crumble around her just a little bit.
I don’t think of it as a weakness on her part, but sometimes I have to wonder if I’m just lying to myself about it.
Either way, what it tells me is the same thing I’ve been saying before.
I NEED to become the UPRISING World Champion.
Not just for my own selfish wants and desires, but to save this fucking company. So maybe people have walked through the doors of UPRISING and took a hot steaming shit on everything this place should stand for.
Why should Championship belts matter here when you had people like Molly and Griffin trying to book and decide matches and outcomes so that they both stayed on top and no one else got to step into the spotlight? Why should they be important when someone like Christopher Mosh wins the World Championship and goes a long fucking title without even wrestling an UPRISING match? Why try to be a good Champion when you had Marisol in your corner doing all the leg work for you?
Why take title belts seriously when you had former Unity Champions in the Menopause Manor getting butthurt over tweets? We are people that get paid to punch each other, kick each other, and drop each other on our fucking heads. But God forbid someone says some not-nice things on the internet.
I’ll never understand some people.
And let’s not forget that no one should really take a Championship belt in UPRISING seriously because you have someone who will set the record for a title reign and then piss it all away for a fucking fling. Yeah, threaten to leave the company unless you get the contract you want, the money that you want but hey this girl touched my wiener once. She totally deserves to have the one and only notable thing I’ve done in this company handed to her on a silver platter.
I’ve seen some shitty Champions in my time but never so many of them under one so-called roof.
If this company is going to keep its head above water then we need Champions who give a fuck. We need Champions who will show up for every single show whether they are booked to compete or not. Champions, who take the time to promote their matches and the company to the fans who may or may not pack inside that little ballroom in Reno. Champions who will lead from the front all the time, not just the times where they control every detail and politicked their foothold at the top of the mountain. Certainly, not Champions who run away with their tail tucked between their legs because they lost the title belt and point the blame at everyone but themselves.
[insert Spongebob ‘Hi Kevin’ gif here a third time]
Look, man, I’m going to keep calling it and you out in these pieces because you’re not man enough to confront me or respond to me on social media.
Back to the task at hand.
Yelena Gorgo, Samantha Tolson, and Kalinda… I’m not even going to attempt to spell or pronounce her last night. I just call it ‘An orgy of random letters of the alphabet.’
The three of you are supposed to be the so-called backbone of UPRISING. Kalinda and Samantha here since day one. Samantha is a former UPRISING World Champion and Kalinda is the current one.
Can you objectively look at either of them and say without a doubt that the UPRISING World Championship belt is the most important thing to them?
I don’t think so.
I don’t see it.
Yelena hasn’t been pinned or submitted inside of an UPRISING ring. A majority of the time she’s been on a rampage because she’s been promised a match for the title. I don’t look at GORGO and see someone who feels like that title is the most important thing to them.
When the most relevant thing you’ve said about your shot is about a potentially poisoned group dinner. It doesn’t scream someone destined to be UPRISING World Champion.
It doesn’t scream someone who will lead this company forward into the future.
Yelena is someone who likes to cause chaos and get under people’s skin. She talks a good game about how there is a method to her madness. The reality is that she’s flying by the seat of her pants and making it up as she goes.
What used to be an obsession is now on the backburner because toying with Serenity Holmes is the new shiny toy in her possession.
I can say that each of you WANT to be the UPRISING World Champion.
The problem is that none of you KNOW how to be the World Champion that UPRISING needs.
It takes more than hitting the gym and working hard. It takes more than being a fake pretend Supervillain. And it damn sure takes more than touting that you’re never been officially beaten while punching below the belt to get your lady parts tingling.
This is why destiny has placed me here, right now, for this very moment.
This is why Molly Hatchet, Griffin Hawkins, the Menopause Manor bitches, and Andrea Hernandez were all driven from this company thanks to yours truly.
I told everyone from day one.
I was going to clean the trash from this company.
Now that I’ve done that.
It’s time to teach all of you what being a real World Champion is all about.
You’ll see that my teaching methods involve two key factors.
PAIN & SUFFERING
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THE VELVET RABBIT
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20TH, 2024
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
It’s my motherfucking birthday!
MORGAN LECHANCE
How old are you?!
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I just turned 36DD, bay bee! Woooo!!!
The crowd here inside The Velvet Rabbit cheered wildly as I raised my beer into the air and began chugging it. I couldn’t tell you what time it was, how many drinks I’ve had so far, or how long this party had been going on.
The only thing I knew for sure was the fact that everyone was having a good time. All of my closest friends were here enjoying themselves. Devin and his wife, Mrs. Samantha Skylar had come along to celebrate. Devin was egging me up to drink more or make an ass out of myself. Samantha on the other hand was sharing death stares with Morgan LeChance’s date or girlfriend.
I think her name was Angelique or something like that. Samantha kept calling her ‘Freaky’ or ‘Leaky’ but I could just be drunk and imagining that.
Madison and Missy Crawford were both performing here tonight at The Rabbit. Trixie had come along to celebrate and spend time with Madison. Samantha Tolson was here too, naturally. Her presence and outfit pretty much made her the main attraction of the entire thing. Of course, her stunt of having a bunch of the Does lifting her into the air and her dropping down onto me, ass first, from about ten feet certainly didn’t do anything to make her less appealing. Sam has always had more than a couple of loyal admirers but I saw people here that I never knew or spoken to in my life all here just to drool over her.
That is something I will need to fix come my next birthday.
Vega had shown up and seemed to be having a good time even though her son Mateo was noticeably absent. I guess things between him and Madison hadn’t yet been patched up. Helena and her twin were both here. Effy was here enjoying herself and showing off pictures of Volta. He was quickly becoming a crowd favorite. I made Effy swear to bring him by soon since it has been far too long since I spent time with Volta.
Melissa Daniels had shown up looking as fine as ever. However, her brother Brett had come along with her. Brett was drunker than a skunk but somehow managed to hover over me making threats of violence any time Melissa and I were getting a bit too friendly.
TJ Williams, a man whom I had given a job as a trainer in The Kingdom Training and Wrestling Facility, didn’t know many people but he kept himself entertained by hitting it off with Madison’s little sister Nikki who had come to the party.
To my shock, Alexis Lemon even showed up here for the party. However, her intentions were more to make sure that she annoyed me than they were to celebrate me and my special day. She would sneak up on me at different times throughout the night and punch me as hard as she could while I was drinking or talking to someone else.
I had reached a level of fucked up where there we large gaps of instances where I don’t remember anything. At that moment, I noticed Trixie seated next to me. She was holding a drink in her hand but didn’t seem too thrilled to take a sip from it. I leaned over toward her and began to speak.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Thanks for the cake.
TRIXIE DECKER
Huh? I can’t hear you.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I said thank you for baking that birthday cake for me! It was really great!
TRIXIE DECKER
It’s your birthday! Baking you a cake is the least I could have done!
I had a goofy grin on my face but Trixie’s eyes scanned around trying to spot where Madison was. I took a moment to get my thoughts together before sliding closer to Trixie.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
You’re too timid.
TRIXIE DECKER
Excuse me?!
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
In the ring, I know you’re capable of tearing through people like nobody’s business. However, behind all of the blood and gore, you’re really just a sweetheart. You sit back and wait for someone to cross you in a bad way before you unleash the beast on them.
Trixie turned her head to look at me but didn’t respond verbally.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
You need to stop waiting for someone to wrong you. Unleash on them first before they have to chance to do you wrong. You’re the goddamn Total Anarchy Champion. That whole division is tailor-made for you. There is no way in hell people like Amy Santino and Marisol Vilaro should be sitting comfortably right now thinking it’s a foregone conclusion that they are going to take that title away from you.
I reached out and placed my hand on Trixie’s shoulder.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Hell… there should be any world where Amy and Marisol feel comfortable that they won’t spend at least two weeks in intensive care after you’re done with them at the Terrordome event. It doesn’t matter what anyone else will think about you. You’ll always be welcome and have the Kingdom here for you. Not just Madison but Samantha and I too.
TRIXIE DECKER
Thank you for that.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
You can thank me by ripping both Amy and Marisol a new one.
A smirk started to form across Trixie’s lips. Someone came over and grabbed my hand. I looked up and it was Melissa Daniels. She helped me to my feet and then led me over to where the private burrows were located.
Saying I enjoyed myself in there would be an understatement.
Another gap of time went by without me noticing. When I finally regained focus, I found myself sitting beside Samantha Tolson. We were holding hands and watching everyone else enjoying themselves. I looked over and saw Mrs. Samantha Skylar smacking Devin and demanding his attention any time his eyes started to wander.
I felt Tolson’s hand move from mine to my inner thigh. That brought my attention to her as I looked at where her line of vision was at the moment. It was on the stage where Madison had pulled Morgan LeChance up on stage. The two of them were getting down and dirty for everyone to see. I noticed Jane Harper and Chi Chi sitting in front of the stage cheering them on. Madison waved them both up on stage. Jane accepted the invite then grabbed Chi Chi by the hand and pulled her up on stage with her.
The more things were going on the stage, the more intense the heavy petting between Tolson and I got. And to think that there was going to be a whole nother more private party after this. However, as into everything I was, my mind was focused on what could be going on inside Tolson’s head. I wanted to pull herself and talk to her. I wanted to look into her eyes and get a definitive answer about how she felt about this Terrordome match.
I wanted to ask her if I became the new UPRISING World Champion would it change our personal lives? Would there be resentment toward me or could she separate business and personal for one night? I wanted to grab her by the shoulders and ask her what the hell was wrong with her. Nothing about how she’s acted since the match was announced was normal. Had she just thrown in the towel before the match even happened? Did she just focus on literally everything else instead of the Terrordome match because I was in it?
My train of thought continued to go off the rails until Madison came over and flopped down beside us. She ran her fingers through her hair and then smiled at us.
MADISON CARTER
A party like this almost makes me want to second-guess going to Amsterdam for my birthday.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I don’t think even Candice and the Rabbit can handle an all-girl party like the one you’ve organized. Lord have mercy on Amsterdam.
Madison leaned back and laughed.
MADISON CARTER
Shit, I might still be recovering from your birthday by the time mine rolls around.
SAMANTHA TOLSON
I’ll be right back, I’m going to get some more drinks.
Tolson leaned over and kissed me before getting to her feet and walking over toward the bar. I swear to God, 1/3th of the party followed right behind her. I slid over to where Samantha was seated and leaned in toward Madison.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
It’s not just me, right?
MADISON CARTER
It’s not but I don’t think you need to jump to conclusions just yet.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
It’s just fucking weird but let’s talk about you.
MADISON CARTER
What about me?
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Your match against Serenity Holmes for the Silver State Championship.
Madison grinned ear to ear.
MADISON CARTER
The Terrordome event can’t get here fast enough!
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I know it’s been a long time coming but I don’t think you should get caught up in the hype surrounding it.
MADISON CARTER
Serenity is the one that is responsible for all the hype toward it. She’s run her mouth so much and ducked my challenge to the point people just can't wait to see me punch her in her stupid face.
I reached out and grabbed hold of Madison’s hand and looked her in the eyes.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I get that, no one wants you to win that title more than I do but I want you to focus more on keeping aware of your surroundings than you are the crowd's reaction to you kicking her ass.
MADISON CARTER
It’s no disqualification, whatever she has planned I can just beat her over the head with a chair until she forgets her own name.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Serenity is ignorant and egotistical but what if all of that is just for show? You could be standing in the middle of the ring waiting for her to make her entrance but instead, she comes out from the crowd and destroys your knee with a crowbar before the bell even rings. She could try to snatch the rug out from under you before you even get a fair chance at beating her.
Madison took a moment to think about what I said.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
The other members of the Kingdom would gladly have your back but if she can take you out of the match before we even get to the ring then there is only so much we can do. Her path to retaining that Championship is just making you so mad or so confident that you make a mistake or let your guard down.
MADISON CARTER
It’s your birthday and you’ll be fighting for the UPRISING World Championship belt but yet you’re more worried about coaching me up.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I’m just sharing past experiences I’ve had and making sure you don’t make the same mistakes that I have. Regardless of how absurd Serenity’s title reign is… she’s still talented enough to pull any shortcut that she can find. No one is going to remember how she retains ten years from now. You don’t want to give her reign legitimacy by saying she beat you during it.
Madison nodded her head up and down but suddenly the whole place got quiet. I looked around before seeing Tolson and Devin bringing out a big ass birthday cake.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Jesus Christ… another cake?!
Everyone inside the Rabbit began to sing Happy Birthday as the cake was slowly brought over toward me. I looked at all the lit candles on the cake as everyone gathered around.
SAMANTHA TOLSON
Make a wish and blow out the candles.
I took a moment to think of a wish to make before I could Alexis Lemon leaned in and blew out the candles on the cake.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
WHAT THE FUCK LEMON?!?!
ALEXIS LEMON
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean I can’t make a wish.
She reaches out and punches me yet again.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
I swear to God you’re such a fucking Mena--
I was interrupted by Alexis grabbing the back of my head and then forcing me face-first into the cake.
ALEXIS LEMON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
She shouted and then punched me yet again. Everyone inside the Rabbit either shook their heads or began laughing. I lifted my face from the cake, my hair, face, and beard completely covered in frosting.
JACE PARKER DAVIDSON
Okay, I know what my wish is… TO FUCKING MURDER YOU! COME HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
Lemon took off running as I rose to my feet and chased her. She kept running until I tripped and fell face-first to the floor over Brett Daniels who was leaned over arguing with a Garden Gnome who wasn’t there. Lemon walked back over and took a picture with her phone to add insult to injury. It was at that moment I realized that maybe Birthdays aren’t all they are cracked up to be.