Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 14:21:57 GMT -5
OF MONSTERS AND COWARDS
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September 6th, 2021
The Pazzini Family Abode, Palermo, Sicily
CAMILLA PAZZINI
Look, I appreciate the fact that you beat Ursula. But Supreme Machine is really dangerous. Like super, duper freakin’ dangerous. I don’t want to have to pick you up after the match in a damn bodybag.
Isabella sighed, rolling her eyes. The two sisters were still not seeing eye to eye, and the presence of Ricky Rhodes and Nico Pazzini wasn’t likely helping matters much.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
I have my first singles championship match in over six years. I’m not giving it up for anything, especially because you don’t have faith in my abilities.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
I’m not asking you to give it up. I’m asking you to be careful.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Of course. Would I ever be reckless?
CAMILLA PAZZINI
You’re ALWAYS reckless. Careful people don’t get suplexed through flaming table stacks. Or hit Samoan drops off third floor balconies.
Nico blinked.
NICO PAZZINI
Wait... when the HELL did all that happen?
CAMILLA PAZZINI
You remember we didn’t let you watch Izzy’s matches as a kid? THAT’S WHY.
NICO PAZZINI
Fakin’ shit...
CAMILLA PAZZINI
And with Supreme Machine... the Pazzinis and Machines go back to a time when we were all a lot younger, better looking and didn’t suffer chronic pain nineteen hours of every day. Put simply, it’s the perfect breeding ground for my doofus sister to think it’s 2009 and go play wonder woman. Which in itself is the perfect breeding grounds for her getting killed.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Charming.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
Ricky’s been in the ring with Supreme Machine... you got any advice for the old ha... I mean, Isabella?
The Santa Clara native nods.
RICKY RHODES
Yeah, don’t.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Don’t what?
RICKY RHODES
Don’t do it. He’ll fucking kill you. I went to the ring with him and if they asked me to go to the ring with him again, I’d quit. Right then, right there. “Fuck this shit, I’m out” the whole shebang.
NICO PAZZINI
That’s because you are a chickenshit.
The two men glare at each other.
RICKY RHODES
A what?!
NICO PAZZINI
Codrado, a coward.
That seems to send s twitch to Ricky ho steps up to Nico
RICKY RHODES
I survived him ONCE, I got lucky, ONCE That man..no he’s not even a man, that MONSTER does not fuck up twice. I don’t care how much money they put in front of me, what they promise. Because all the money in the world isn’t worth it if you are dead!
NICO PAZZINI
Look, I get it, you lack the balls to go against that Jason Vorhees & Michael Myers lovechild, it’s okay but Auntie Izzy is a LEGIT G, we Pazzinis are straight up GANGSTAS, we aren’t scared of some sweaty, greasy haired freak in a mask! Right Auntie Izzy?
Isabella looked across at her nephew. Seeing the fire in his eyes. She let out a little smile.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
It’s okay to be a little scared, you know. Fear is a powerful motivator. If you’re scared someone’s gonna cave your skull in, works wonders for finding way to avoid it. Is he big? Yeah. Is he mean? Scary? Sure. But while I am not big, I’m plenty mean and scary myself. Besides, it’s Total Anarchy rules, it’s not like I have to outwrestle the guy. Just hit him with things till he stops moving.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
I guess.. I just don’t like how relaxed you are about all this. Makes me think you’re not really taking this too seriously.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Really? You wanna second guess me? I’m taking this deadly seriously. I’ve made my peace with the situation, whatever happens, happens. I’m going in there to win the damn title, consequences be damned.
Camilla was about to plead her sister one more time, Nico seemed to be fired up hopping around like a boxer but the one who spoke up first was Ricky.
RICKY RHODES
Fine, it’s your funeral..
All three of the Sicilians glared at the Califronian who sat there nonchalantly dropping out words.
RICKY RHODES
Just make sure you got your affairs in order because once we have to pull the plug on your life support you won’t be in the position to say much about it OH and make sure you got it settled who looks after Antonio since, well you obviously won’t because you’ll be de--
*KAPOW MOTHERFUCKER*
A vicious crack, punch cracking like a damn whip and Ricky tumbled to the floor, laying there as motionless heap as Isabella Pazzini storms out without as much as a word. Nico right on her heels he glared at the fallen Ricky
NICO PAZZINI
Codrado.
As the Auntie and nephew left Camilla walked over to Ricky looking down at him, he looks up to Camilla, his eye starting to swell up already.
RICKY RHODES
I was only trying to help..
The younger Pazzini sister smiled at him.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
..I think you did.
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September 6th, 2021
The Pazzini Family Abode, Palermo, Sicily
CAMILLA PAZZINI
Look, I appreciate the fact that you beat Ursula. But Supreme Machine is really dangerous. Like super, duper freakin’ dangerous. I don’t want to have to pick you up after the match in a damn bodybag.
Isabella sighed, rolling her eyes. The two sisters were still not seeing eye to eye, and the presence of Ricky Rhodes and Nico Pazzini wasn’t likely helping matters much.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
I have my first singles championship match in over six years. I’m not giving it up for anything, especially because you don’t have faith in my abilities.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
I’m not asking you to give it up. I’m asking you to be careful.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Of course. Would I ever be reckless?
CAMILLA PAZZINI
You’re ALWAYS reckless. Careful people don’t get suplexed through flaming table stacks. Or hit Samoan drops off third floor balconies.
Nico blinked.
NICO PAZZINI
Wait... when the HELL did all that happen?
CAMILLA PAZZINI
You remember we didn’t let you watch Izzy’s matches as a kid? THAT’S WHY.
NICO PAZZINI
Fakin’ shit...
CAMILLA PAZZINI
And with Supreme Machine... the Pazzinis and Machines go back to a time when we were all a lot younger, better looking and didn’t suffer chronic pain nineteen hours of every day. Put simply, it’s the perfect breeding ground for my doofus sister to think it’s 2009 and go play wonder woman. Which in itself is the perfect breeding grounds for her getting killed.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Charming.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
Ricky’s been in the ring with Supreme Machine... you got any advice for the old ha... I mean, Isabella?
The Santa Clara native nods.
RICKY RHODES
Yeah, don’t.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Don’t what?
RICKY RHODES
Don’t do it. He’ll fucking kill you. I went to the ring with him and if they asked me to go to the ring with him again, I’d quit. Right then, right there. “Fuck this shit, I’m out” the whole shebang.
NICO PAZZINI
That’s because you are a chickenshit.
The two men glare at each other.
RICKY RHODES
A what?!
NICO PAZZINI
Codrado, a coward.
That seems to send s twitch to Ricky ho steps up to Nico
RICKY RHODES
I survived him ONCE, I got lucky, ONCE That man..no he’s not even a man, that MONSTER does not fuck up twice. I don’t care how much money they put in front of me, what they promise. Because all the money in the world isn’t worth it if you are dead!
NICO PAZZINI
Look, I get it, you lack the balls to go against that Jason Vorhees & Michael Myers lovechild, it’s okay but Auntie Izzy is a LEGIT G, we Pazzinis are straight up GANGSTAS, we aren’t scared of some sweaty, greasy haired freak in a mask! Right Auntie Izzy?
Isabella looked across at her nephew. Seeing the fire in his eyes. She let out a little smile.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
It’s okay to be a little scared, you know. Fear is a powerful motivator. If you’re scared someone’s gonna cave your skull in, works wonders for finding way to avoid it. Is he big? Yeah. Is he mean? Scary? Sure. But while I am not big, I’m plenty mean and scary myself. Besides, it’s Total Anarchy rules, it’s not like I have to outwrestle the guy. Just hit him with things till he stops moving.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
I guess.. I just don’t like how relaxed you are about all this. Makes me think you’re not really taking this too seriously.
ISABELLA PAZZINI
Really? You wanna second guess me? I’m taking this deadly seriously. I’ve made my peace with the situation, whatever happens, happens. I’m going in there to win the damn title, consequences be damned.
Camilla was about to plead her sister one more time, Nico seemed to be fired up hopping around like a boxer but the one who spoke up first was Ricky.
RICKY RHODES
Fine, it’s your funeral..
All three of the Sicilians glared at the Califronian who sat there nonchalantly dropping out words.
RICKY RHODES
Just make sure you got your affairs in order because once we have to pull the plug on your life support you won’t be in the position to say much about it OH and make sure you got it settled who looks after Antonio since, well you obviously won’t because you’ll be de--
*KAPOW MOTHERFUCKER*
A vicious crack, punch cracking like a damn whip and Ricky tumbled to the floor, laying there as motionless heap as Isabella Pazzini storms out without as much as a word. Nico right on her heels he glared at the fallen Ricky
NICO PAZZINI
Codrado.
As the Auntie and nephew left Camilla walked over to Ricky looking down at him, he looks up to Camilla, his eye starting to swell up already.
RICKY RHODES
I was only trying to help..
The younger Pazzini sister smiled at him.
CAMILLA PAZZINI
..I think you did.