Post by fullmetal on Aug 24, 2021 3:27:42 GMT -5
RP for UPRISING, Revolution #16 (July 24 2021) vs The Family Crowe
BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE
"R is for Religion"
SHORT POST-MATCH SECTION______
(Total Anarchy 2021 - Chyron reads "YouTube Exclusive, After the Match")
Quick fade to the backstage area following the Eliminator Match. BLACK CRUSADE member PyreBird, still in most of her singing-elf attire from Swine Flew's entrance earlier, is comforting and icing her teammate JIRITSU, who is sitting on a chair, also applying an ice pack shoulder-ward.
Former Silver State Champion Samantha Tolson is making her way to the locker room area following her elimination, as she passes the BC WORLDWIDE tandem, especially JIRITSU, who was eliminated BY Tolson.
Her pace slows considerably, her and the BC pair locking eyes, when JIRITSU (with some effort due to the aches incurred in the match) slowly raises their fist out.
After some hesitation, Tolson bumps fists, they nod lightly to each other, and the arena crowd absolutely eats it up as they watch on the big screen from the ringside area between segments/matches.
Tolson continues on to the locker room as the camera pans back to JIRITSU and PyreBird, both nodding before they continue their ice-down of J.
Fade out.
MATCH PROMO SECTION___________
Black. The booming boisterous otherworldly baritone of LADERR THE UNBALANCED can be heard on top of soft, peaceful, ethereal music.
"IN THE BEGINNING...THERE WAS VOID. NOTHINGNESS. SERIOUSLY: VOID. AND DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUADRUPLE, INFINUPLE SERIOUSLY: NOTHINNNNNG. AND BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING, THERE WAS NOTHING TO PREVENT SOMETHING FROM HAPPENING."
A single tiny bright dot blinks into existence on the center of the black.
"SOMETHING HAPPENED. AND THAT SOMETHING LED TO SOME MORE THINGS HAPPENINNNNG!"
The bright dot fades to black, but then...EXPLODES!
Bright particle dots spread out across the black and now we have on our tableau in front of us, a starscape. A starscape that's familiar, yet unfamiliar, but also REALLY familiar at the same time.
"ONCE THOSE MORE THINGS HAPPENED, OTHER THINGS COULD HAPPEN."
Some of the bright dots begin to draw towards each other in various places across the minimalistic starscape, and as they join, they grow into a single larger dot, varying in size from the other larger dots and noticeably larger than the tiny dots, which have their own variations in size.
Some of these larger dots change color, going across the light spectrum to various shades of blue, green, red, and some yellows and browns.
"AND ONCE THESE OTHER THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN HAPPEN, THEY MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR DIFFERENT THINGS TO HAPPEN, WHILE SOME THINGS STOP HAPPENING."
Some of the dots begin to fade to black, and some of these faded-to-black dots begin to draw some other nearby also-fading dots towards them.
Some of these drawn-together black dots also EXPLODE! They replicate the original spread of the original dot, with variations between them.
The tableau in front of us speeds up, the reactions and happenings happening faster and faster.
"IN SOME OF THESE PLACES WHERE THINGS HAPPENED, OTHER THINGS HAPPENED...AND THOSE OTHERS THINGS MADE LIFE HAPPEN."
We zoom in to one of the green dots, and the view of a vaguely familiar planet begins to form as it rotates on its own axis and moves and rotates in orbit around a larger brighter dot.
Water sloshes around on the planet, leaves sway in the wind, and zooming into the water shows gelatinous blooms blooming, and the blooms bloom even further to become vaguely recognizable as crustacean type creatures, which bloom into other aquatic wildlife.
We have seen videos like this before: it's the evolution of life -- as single-celled organisms divide, multiply, leave the water and evolve into other completely different life.
But this one...it's a bit different.
Ah, of course -- we're watching a fast-forwarded game of Spore,
"DON'T RUIN THE AMBIENCE OF THE NARRATION WITH THE REVELATION, MINION; LADERR IS GRANDIOSELY AND GLORIOUSLY EXPLAINING THE UNIVERSE AND EVOLUTION FOR PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY NEED IT EXPLAINED IN WAYS THEY CAN UNDERSTAND...BUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY MENTIONING EARTH, SO THAT THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY DISPUTE IT."
The fast-forwarded evolution playing out before us pauses, with a very cheesily obvious VHS Pause Filter overlayed on top of the recording.
"HOWEVER...SOME PEOPLE WANT YOU TO BELIVE THE HAPPENINGS HAPPENED DIFFERENTLY. THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT THERE WAS A PERSON WHO ALREADY EXISTED IN THE NOTHINGNESS. THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THIS PERSON THAT SOMEHOW ALREADY EXISTED, WITH NO EXPLANATION AS TO HOW THEY EXISTED, DECIDED TO TURN NOTHING INTO SOMETHING WITH NOTHING BUT A SINGLE DECLARATION."
The video rewinds in hyper-speed back to the original Black, right before the first dot blinked into existence.
"LET THERE BE LIGHT."
A single tiny bright dot blinks into existence on the center of the black, just as it did the first time we watched.
"AND THAT SOMEHOW THAT PERSON MADE MORE DECLARATIONS, AND THAT THOSE DECLARATIONS MADE ALL LIFE HAPPEN OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS."
The video fast-forwards back to the point of the multi-colored large dots, before slowing to a pause.
"NOT EVEN SEVEN COSMIC DAYS, BUT SEVEN EARTH DAYS, SEVEN FULL 360-DEGREE REVOLUTIONS OF THE PLANET EARTH ON ITS OWN AXIS. 168 EARTH HOURS, 10080 EARTH MINUTES, 604800 EARTH SECONDS. A BILLION-PERSON RELIGION WAS BUILT AROUND THIS PREPOSTEROUSLY IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION."
This time, instead of the original video, the view zooms in to the green planet from before, and people icons begin popping up with a cartoonish pop-up sound all over the land masses on the planet, densely populating the faux-Earth in front of us.
The faux-Earth now begins to morph into our Earth, and the camera begins to zoom in to the western United States, to Las Vegas, Nevada, zooming in until we reach a black room lit by a single overhead spotlight, PyreBird & JIRITSU sat at a table, leaning in with hands clasped.
PyreBird: "And out of ALL those billion-plus people, JIRITSU and I are facing what may possibly be 2 of the absolute DUMBEST, most GULLIBLE blockheads to ever believe and proclaim that the delusional, probably drug-addicted, definitely anger-prone, Socialist son of a woman who lied about her out-of-wedlock pregnancy volunteered himself to a Roman execution on a perpendicular pair of wooden beams normally reserved for thieves in order to cleanse the ENTIRE human population of the planet of EVERY sin they'd EVER committed up to that point ever since a woman made out of a man's rib had the AUDACITY to let herself get tricked by an unspecified reptile into eating an apple."
JIRITSU: "Religion is interesting." (a beat) "And dumb."
PyreBird: "And WORSE, these two Crowe fellows are the type of Bible-thumpers who preach Fire & Brimstone over the absolute most minor things, and not even consistently! Use modern technology? Burning in Hell! Eat fully-cooked meat instead of blood-soaked rare meat that would give you food poisoning because it was basically raw? Burning in Hell! Do a Suplex or a DDT on the left arm instead of the right arm? Burning in Hell! Do you salute the Rainbow flag instead of the American flag? Burning in Hell!"
JIRITSU: "That is not very 'love thy neighbor as thyself' of you people."
PyreBird: "So let us just make this absolutely crystal clear when we say it will be our PLEASURE to step into the ring with you two this week at Revolution and just TEAR...YOU...APART. We are going to kick you, punch you, throw you, stretch you, batter you, whip you--"
JIRITSU: "Something your type is intimately familiar with."
PyreBird: "--And make you WISH that you'd chosen to divest yourselves of your Earthly possessions in favor of a quiet monastery way of life. This week isn't about wrestling, championships, or even the paychecks, because you two are the type of humans we absolutely DETEST, so this week will simply be about teaching you FREAKS a lesson, the hard way."
PB reaches over her shoulder to behind her back, as if drawing an arrow from a quiver, and with a bit of effort and pain pulls something and brandishes it -- a large black feather -- as her expression grows noticeably meaner, her eyes beginning to glow a fiery red.
JIRITSU: "What your type derisively refers to as 'devil magic' is merely science from another source. God is not real, but Demons and Beasts Of Legend, by many kinds and names, are more real than you ever imagined. This week, WE are the norm, and YOU are, as my ally so succinctly put it, the freaks."
PyreBird: "We might not murder you Crowes, but you should know that THIS Phoenix soars with wings blacker than ash, and the early bird will CRUSH the worm through her sharp talons. You two are too foul to Consume, and too unreliable to Control, so this week on Revolution, we will step into that ring and our only mission will be to CONQUER the Crowes."
END.
BLACK CRUSADE WORLDWIDE
"R is for Religion"
SHORT POST-MATCH SECTION______
(Total Anarchy 2021 - Chyron reads "YouTube Exclusive, After the Match")
Quick fade to the backstage area following the Eliminator Match. BLACK CRUSADE member PyreBird, still in most of her singing-elf attire from Swine Flew's entrance earlier, is comforting and icing her teammate JIRITSU, who is sitting on a chair, also applying an ice pack shoulder-ward.
Former Silver State Champion Samantha Tolson is making her way to the locker room area following her elimination, as she passes the BC WORLDWIDE tandem, especially JIRITSU, who was eliminated BY Tolson.
Her pace slows considerably, her and the BC pair locking eyes, when JIRITSU (with some effort due to the aches incurred in the match) slowly raises their fist out.
After some hesitation, Tolson bumps fists, they nod lightly to each other, and the arena crowd absolutely eats it up as they watch on the big screen from the ringside area between segments/matches.
Tolson continues on to the locker room as the camera pans back to JIRITSU and PyreBird, both nodding before they continue their ice-down of J.
Fade out.
MATCH PROMO SECTION___________
Black. The booming boisterous otherworldly baritone of LADERR THE UNBALANCED can be heard on top of soft, peaceful, ethereal music.
"IN THE BEGINNING...THERE WAS VOID. NOTHINGNESS. SERIOUSLY: VOID. AND DOUBLE, TRIPLE, QUADRUPLE, INFINUPLE SERIOUSLY: NOTHINNNNNG. AND BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING, THERE WAS NOTHING TO PREVENT SOMETHING FROM HAPPENING."
A single tiny bright dot blinks into existence on the center of the black.
"SOMETHING HAPPENED. AND THAT SOMETHING LED TO SOME MORE THINGS HAPPENINNNNG!"
The bright dot fades to black, but then...EXPLODES!
Bright particle dots spread out across the black and now we have on our tableau in front of us, a starscape. A starscape that's familiar, yet unfamiliar, but also REALLY familiar at the same time.
"ONCE THOSE MORE THINGS HAPPENED, OTHER THINGS COULD HAPPEN."
Some of the bright dots begin to draw towards each other in various places across the minimalistic starscape, and as they join, they grow into a single larger dot, varying in size from the other larger dots and noticeably larger than the tiny dots, which have their own variations in size.
Some of these larger dots change color, going across the light spectrum to various shades of blue, green, red, and some yellows and browns.
"AND ONCE THESE OTHER THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN HAPPEN, THEY MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR DIFFERENT THINGS TO HAPPEN, WHILE SOME THINGS STOP HAPPENING."
Some of the dots begin to fade to black, and some of these faded-to-black dots begin to draw some other nearby also-fading dots towards them.
Some of these drawn-together black dots also EXPLODE! They replicate the original spread of the original dot, with variations between them.
The tableau in front of us speeds up, the reactions and happenings happening faster and faster.
"IN SOME OF THESE PLACES WHERE THINGS HAPPENED, OTHER THINGS HAPPENED...AND THOSE OTHERS THINGS MADE LIFE HAPPEN."
We zoom in to one of the green dots, and the view of a vaguely familiar planet begins to form as it rotates on its own axis and moves and rotates in orbit around a larger brighter dot.
Water sloshes around on the planet, leaves sway in the wind, and zooming into the water shows gelatinous blooms blooming, and the blooms bloom even further to become vaguely recognizable as crustacean type creatures, which bloom into other aquatic wildlife.
We have seen videos like this before: it's the evolution of life -- as single-celled organisms divide, multiply, leave the water and evolve into other completely different life.
But this one...it's a bit different.
Ah, of course -- we're watching a fast-forwarded game of Spore,
"DON'T RUIN THE AMBIENCE OF THE NARRATION WITH THE REVELATION, MINION; LADERR IS GRANDIOSELY AND GLORIOUSLY EXPLAINING THE UNIVERSE AND EVOLUTION FOR PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY NEED IT EXPLAINED IN WAYS THEY CAN UNDERSTAND...BUT WITHOUT ACTUALLY MENTIONING EARTH, SO THAT THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY DISPUTE IT."
The fast-forwarded evolution playing out before us pauses, with a very cheesily obvious VHS Pause Filter overlayed on top of the recording.
"HOWEVER...SOME PEOPLE WANT YOU TO BELIVE THE HAPPENINGS HAPPENED DIFFERENTLY. THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THAT THERE WAS A PERSON WHO ALREADY EXISTED IN THE NOTHINGNESS. THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THIS PERSON THAT SOMEHOW ALREADY EXISTED, WITH NO EXPLANATION AS TO HOW THEY EXISTED, DECIDED TO TURN NOTHING INTO SOMETHING WITH NOTHING BUT A SINGLE DECLARATION."
The video rewinds in hyper-speed back to the original Black, right before the first dot blinked into existence.
"LET THERE BE LIGHT."
A single tiny bright dot blinks into existence on the center of the black, just as it did the first time we watched.
"AND THAT SOMEHOW THAT PERSON MADE MORE DECLARATIONS, AND THAT THOSE DECLARATIONS MADE ALL LIFE HAPPEN OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS."
The video fast-forwards back to the point of the multi-colored large dots, before slowing to a pause.
"NOT EVEN SEVEN COSMIC DAYS, BUT SEVEN EARTH DAYS, SEVEN FULL 360-DEGREE REVOLUTIONS OF THE PLANET EARTH ON ITS OWN AXIS. 168 EARTH HOURS, 10080 EARTH MINUTES, 604800 EARTH SECONDS. A BILLION-PERSON RELIGION WAS BUILT AROUND THIS PREPOSTEROUSLY IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION."
This time, instead of the original video, the view zooms in to the green planet from before, and people icons begin popping up with a cartoonish pop-up sound all over the land masses on the planet, densely populating the faux-Earth in front of us.
The faux-Earth now begins to morph into our Earth, and the camera begins to zoom in to the western United States, to Las Vegas, Nevada, zooming in until we reach a black room lit by a single overhead spotlight, PyreBird & JIRITSU sat at a table, leaning in with hands clasped.
PyreBird: "And out of ALL those billion-plus people, JIRITSU and I are facing what may possibly be 2 of the absolute DUMBEST, most GULLIBLE blockheads to ever believe and proclaim that the delusional, probably drug-addicted, definitely anger-prone, Socialist son of a woman who lied about her out-of-wedlock pregnancy volunteered himself to a Roman execution on a perpendicular pair of wooden beams normally reserved for thieves in order to cleanse the ENTIRE human population of the planet of EVERY sin they'd EVER committed up to that point ever since a woman made out of a man's rib had the AUDACITY to let herself get tricked by an unspecified reptile into eating an apple."
JIRITSU: "Religion is interesting." (a beat) "And dumb."
PyreBird: "And WORSE, these two Crowe fellows are the type of Bible-thumpers who preach Fire & Brimstone over the absolute most minor things, and not even consistently! Use modern technology? Burning in Hell! Eat fully-cooked meat instead of blood-soaked rare meat that would give you food poisoning because it was basically raw? Burning in Hell! Do a Suplex or a DDT on the left arm instead of the right arm? Burning in Hell! Do you salute the Rainbow flag instead of the American flag? Burning in Hell!"
JIRITSU: "That is not very 'love thy neighbor as thyself' of you people."
PyreBird: "So let us just make this absolutely crystal clear when we say it will be our PLEASURE to step into the ring with you two this week at Revolution and just TEAR...YOU...APART. We are going to kick you, punch you, throw you, stretch you, batter you, whip you--"
JIRITSU: "Something your type is intimately familiar with."
PyreBird: "--And make you WISH that you'd chosen to divest yourselves of your Earthly possessions in favor of a quiet monastery way of life. This week isn't about wrestling, championships, or even the paychecks, because you two are the type of humans we absolutely DETEST, so this week will simply be about teaching you FREAKS a lesson, the hard way."
PB reaches over her shoulder to behind her back, as if drawing an arrow from a quiver, and with a bit of effort and pain pulls something and brandishes it -- a large black feather -- as her expression grows noticeably meaner, her eyes beginning to glow a fiery red.
JIRITSU: "What your type derisively refers to as 'devil magic' is merely science from another source. God is not real, but Demons and Beasts Of Legend, by many kinds and names, are more real than you ever imagined. This week, WE are the norm, and YOU are, as my ally so succinctly put it, the freaks."
PyreBird: "We might not murder you Crowes, but you should know that THIS Phoenix soars with wings blacker than ash, and the early bird will CRUSH the worm through her sharp talons. You two are too foul to Consume, and too unreliable to Control, so this week on Revolution, we will step into that ring and our only mission will be to CONQUER the Crowes."
END.